Lew Zealand
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I didn't get the picture as the rug was pulled out from under my plans and in retrospect there was little chance it would be the same Happy Pic the next day. With no actual picture, I will instead paint a picture with...
words
Ooo, impressed yet? Oh my friends, this will get a lot worse. Because I'm doing this literally. <thumbs nose at FairyRing
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This is stupid. So stupid. So it should be done.
Edit after finishing: This did not go well. It was not worth it. It doesn't work. Oh well. So little payoff for so much work. Learn from me: do not follow your mistakes down a rabbit hole.
The picture I wanted to take was of a nice looking
house with similar coloring to the pic above, though
parts of the house were white and you can't paint
your house that way. So I used yellow because gray
looked awful. But a house does not make a Happy
Pic. Instead, the abundant lawn adornment, in this
case about 2 dozen plastic Pink Flamingoes rather
artfully spread across the front lawn in quite the eye-
catching manner. Well, it caught my eye. Which is
good as it'd have gotten all dirty and covered in
worm spit had it fallen to the grass. Anyhow, that
lady must have been admiring her handiwork. FOR
MINUTES. I mean it was good, but not minutes
good. And now, a day later, with the wisdom of a
much older and more experienced brain, I realize it
was probably set up for some party or photoshoot
and something that good cannot persist for too long.
The universe must disperse all that goodness to the
far distant tendrils of creation else the remaining
multitude crumble underneath its jealousy and
yearning for that impossible remote super-goodliness
they never shall approach.
Or the plastic flamingo rental period was up.
words
Ooo, impressed yet? Oh my friends, this will get a lot worse. Because I'm doing this literally. <thumbs nose at FairyRing
>This is stupid. So stupid. So it should be done.
Edit after finishing: This did not go well. It was not worth it. It doesn't work. Oh well. So little payoff for so much work. Learn from me: do not follow your mistakes down a rabbit hole.
The picture I wanted to take was of a nice looking
house with similar coloring to the pic above, though
parts of the house were white and you can't paint
your house that way. So I used yellow because gray
looked awful. But a house does not make a Happy
Pic. Instead, the abundant lawn adornment, in this
case about 2 dozen plastic Pink Flamingoes rather
artfully spread across the front lawn in quite the eye-
catching manner. Well, it caught my eye. Which is
good as it'd have gotten all dirty and covered in
worm spit had it fallen to the grass. Anyhow, that
lady must have been admiring her handiwork. FOR
MINUTES. I mean it was good, but not minutes
good. And now, a day later, with the wisdom of a
much older and more experienced brain, I realize it
was probably set up for some party or photoshoot
and something that good cannot persist for too long.
The universe must disperse all that goodness to the
far distant tendrils of creation else the remaining
multitude crumble underneath its jealousy and
yearning for that impossible remote super-goodliness
they never shall approach.
Or the plastic flamingo rental period was up.
