Nonak
Local Legend
So I become you?
You're cursed to turn into a black hole.
Enter a curse against the user above you
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You're cursed to turn into a black hole.
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
Now I just need to figure out a way to eat timezones without making the world’s population zero.
You’re cursed to wait while my pfp updates
Nonak
Local Legend
You're cursed to make a new planet where we all can temporarily live while you deal with time zones.
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
You’re cursed to figure out a way to get everyone there
Nonak
Local Legend
We just ask Impasto to yeet everyone there with his tail. Its so long we can do thousands of people at once.
You're cursed to explain to the whole population why they're being transported to some new planet they've never heard of before and convince everyone its safe (regardless of if it is or not).
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
It would fit. I hear Impasto is good at getting people out of places where they would otherwise die.
You’re cursed to come up with a universal language and teach it to everyone so that I can lie- I mean convince them.
Nonak
Local Legend
Not just people...
We already have that. Its called Nonak
Everyone is cursed to know that language now.
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
That curse should only work on people above you.
You’re cursed to tell us how tall you are so that we can figure out who that effected.
Nonak
Local Legend
<folds more times than you can fold a piece of paper>
About as tall as that bottle of ketchup behind you.
You're cursed to tell me when I can unfold.
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
Okay good. I believe everyone but my friend who’s a little shorter than a ketchup bottle now knows the language, and it should be easy enough to teach them.
You can unfold whenever you unfold.
You’re cursed to understand whatever this is and explain it to me:
Other people
Nonak
Local Legend
Okay, good.
Oh wait not good, I found myself unable to unfold.
....
O--er pe--le are scary creatures (hence the sensoring) who give you boiled peanuts and TALK TO YOU.
Don't ask me ever again.
(Please)
You're cursed to convince a jello table tables to change it's mind about a true fact.
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
True. One time an—ther pe—on opened my drawer and tried to give me some boiled peanuts, and I got so scared I pretended to die.
Should be easy enough. While jello tables don’t do that ever, jello table tables change their minds quite easily. For example, I just convinced one that the “Post reply” button is orange.
You’re cursed to realize the truth.
Nonak
Local Legend
Valid I'd do that too. Even if an-ther per-on tried to grab me, I'd stay in the drawer and play dead again when the next morning an-ther pe-son would try to pet me.
I can confirm, it is orange. And the truth is, I am a jello table table.
You're cursed to be a little less scared of boiled peanuts.
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PurpleMaker
Cowpoke
And you are cursed to give me a monthly question for 3 months while talking to me and being friends to me. And peo--e aren't scary so don't censor it. And I convinced a per$%n (which I did censor that word for you) that the preview button is blue.
Nonak
Local Legend
You're cursed to make an AMA atp. Also stop claiming that untrue facts are true.
PurpleMaker
Cowpoke
You are cursed to remove that curse from me (and earlier the no undos curse got PIO 'd to someone else)
PurpleMaker
Cowpoke
Btw I like AMA's (post not counting)
Nonak
Local Legend
You are cursed to stop avoiding the curses. Why even play this way?
PurpleMaker
Cowpoke
You didn't say I had no PIO powers so I curse you to lose that curse and drink a potion cuz curse turned into potion to apply curse to urself
Nonak
Local Legend
You're cursed to explain what the pea is "PIO".