Who would win in a fight?

[Usepencil]

Do Maru’s wrench and Sam’s guitar!

 

[Usepencil]

Clint might win to be fair, he’s a blacksmith after all.

 

[BeenASon]

Clint might win to be fair, he’s a blacksmith after all.

Gunther sits idle while Clint smashes geodes all day.

 

[Usepencil]

Gunther sits idle while Clint smashes geodes all day.

Well and a lot of pent up anger from, you know

For disclosure I have no problem dating Clint if he’s a bachelor

 

[BeenASon]

Well and a lot of pent up anger from, you know

Yeah I feel like I would be pretty darn angry if I was in his situation. He wants to smash Emily's geode but can't.

 

[Usepencil]

Yeah I feel like I would be pretty darn angry if I was in his situation. He wants to smash Emily's geode but can't.

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Maru vs Abigail? Canonically Abigail, just from that music performance, it is just one song but double pedal takes quite a bit of endurance

 

[BeenASon]

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Maru vs Abigail? Canonically Abigail, just from that music performance, it is just one song but double pedal takes quite a bit of endurance

Both have about the same build but Abigail is much more active than Maru. She plays in a band fights in the mines and probably helps out Caroline too.

 

[Usepencil]

Both have about the same build but Abigail is much more active than Maru. She plays in a band fights in the mines and probably helps out Caroline too.

And beat you on egg hunt every year

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

And beat you on egg hunt every year

not EVERY year

 

[Usepencil]

not EVERY year

SOME IS STILL TOO MUCH

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

SOME IS STILL TOO MUCH

I've only lost to her once, maybe twice

 

[BeenASon]

I've only lost to her once, maybe twice

I've lost to her once too. It's a pain to lookup a map and go through the hunt.

 

[Chaos bacon]

You guys lose to Abigail during the egg hunt?

 

[imnvs]

And beat you on egg hunt every year

I call bull****. I beat her every year. That woman ain't got nothing on me.

 

[Hollyfox]

I think it would up to Clint, because he's literally a blacksmith. He's strong. Pierre, because he does mention that he used to be a boxer, and that one cut scene where he beats Morris up.

 

[Hollyfox]

Emily vs Leah -> Emily

Leah literally carves wood. It takes a lot of strength to do that, so I'm gonna say that Leah would win this one.

 

[Confused]

Alright let's hear it. Between all the npcs Who would win in a fight? The pairings are Haley vs Penny, Elliot vs Harvey, Shane vs Sam, Lewis vs Willy, Clint vs Gunther, Emily vs Leah, Alex vs Sebastian, Abigail vs Maru, Jodi vs Caroline, Pam vs Marnie, Linus vs Wizard (Wizard can't use magic), Demetrius vs Gus, Morris vs Pierre, Kent vs Marlon, and finally Sandy vs Robin. That should cover everyone except the kids. I can't find anyone for Jas so she's out of the game. Bonus round is Vincent VS Leo. Give your predictions. I tried to keep it fair (That's why it's Marlon vs Kent since there both combat experienced)

Haley v. Penny? Haley would wipe the floor with Penny. I just know Haley would throw hands at Black Friday shopping.

Elliot v. Harvey? Now this one is tough. I first wanted to say, Harvey, but I then remembered it's canonical that Harvey isn't super healthy. So I'm gonna say Elliot.

Shane v. Sam? I think this is also tough. Tougher than you'd think. Shane looks like he can throw a punch, and it would hurt. But Sam isn't just a goofy scrawny kid; he skateboards actively. I'd imagine him being agile, and combined with being younger, to be a hard fight for Shane. But in a fight, I feel like Shane's mind would win out against Sam. Sam is a good lil skater boy, he probably doesn't wanna fight for one, and I'd imagine him being frazzled in a fight. Especially against Shane, the scary, drunk recluse. So I think Shane would win, but if it were like a 3-rounds situation... I don't know then.

Lewis v. Willy? Willy. Lewis would be dead. Marnie would find his corpse in a pile of fish.

Clint v. Gunther? Clint. One is a blacksmith and actively deals with heavy tools, and one sits behind a musume counter all day. Do I think Gunther could throw a punch? Absolutely. But I think Clint would be really strong, too strong for Gunther.

Emily v. Leah? Emily feels like a girl who can go abpe****. But I feel like Leah would be dang strong, just cause she's living out in the woods and walking all the time. Honestly, this would be my first draw. But cause having a draw is kinda boring, I'd say Leah, a very close fight, but I think Leah would come out on top.

Alex v. Sebastian? Sebastian is dead. Don't get me wrong, I think Seb could definitely win in some matches, but not against the bodybuilder. I think Seb would give Alex a nasty shiner, but not win.

Abigail v. Maru? Abigail. Don't get me wrong, I think Maru is stronger than you'd think, but Abigail's whole deal is trying to get stronger to go fight in the caves.

Jodi v. Caroline? Jodi. Jodi is a stressed Mom who's just barely keeping it together. I can't see Caroline winning against the stressed-out military wife, boy mom.

Pam v. Marnie? This is a closer fight. I think Marnie is a sweetie for sure, but I think that woman has seen things that have had to make her tough. Girly works on a big ol farm too. Farmers, be strong fr fr. Pam v. Marnie... It would be the scariest fight to witness. I wanna say Pam, but if she won, I feel like it would be just barely. This could end in a solid draw... But I think Marnie would reign supreme. I don't think this would be an easy fight for either of them, but Marnie works on a farm and does aerobics.

Linus v. The Wizard? I can't see these two fighting at all. I think if they did fight, it would kinda just be a draw, their both too Sagacious. But if I had to choose? Ehhh... Linus. Bro lives in the woods.

Demetrius v. Gus? Pfft, Gus. Gus has retired boxing champ vibes. I think Demetri would be strong, but not handle well in a fight with Gus.

Morris v. Pierre? Morris already lost.

Kent v. Marlon? In hand to hand conbat? Kent. If Marlon weilded his sword? Then I think Kent would go down. But if Kent won I don't think that would be much of an accomplisment, Marlon kinda old man, beating up the elderly isn't neccarily an accomplisment.

Sandy v. Robin? Now, I'm gonna say Robin. But Sandy kinda has the vibes of a woman who would slice you into ribbions with her acrlic nails.

 

[BeenASon]

Haley definitely would knock out Penny. Penny doesn't seem like the type to fight. Kent vs Marlon is actually extreme close in my opnion because like you said Marlon would probably wield his sword but yeah Kent is MUCH younger than the old man. Morris is more of a pussy than he is physically incapable tbh.

Haley v. Penny? Haley would wipe the floor with Penny. I just know Haley would throw hands at Black Friday shopping.

Elliot v. Harvey? Now this one is tough. I first wanted to say, Harvey, but I then remembered it's canonical that Harvey isn't super healthy. So I'm gonna say Elliot.

Shane v. Sam? I think this is also tough. Tougher than you'd think. Shane looks like he can throw a punch, and it would hurt. But Sam isn't just a goofy scrawny kid; he skateboards actively. I'd imagine him being agile, and combined with being younger, to be a hard fight for Shane. But in a fight, I feel like Shane's mind would win out against Sam. Sam is a good lil skater boy, he probably doesn't wanna fight for one, and I'd imagine him being frazzled in a fight. Especially against Shane, the scary, drunk recluse. So I think Shane would win, but if it were like a 3-rounds situation... I don't know then.

Lewis v. Willy? Willy. Lewis would be dead. Marnie would find his corpse in a pile of fish.

Clint v. Gunther? Clint. One is a blacksmith and actively deals with heavy tools, and one sits behind a musume counter all day. Do I think Gunther could throw a punch? Absolutely. But I think Clint would be really strong, too strong for Gunther.

Emily v. Leah? Emily feels like a girl who can go abpe****. But I feel like Leah would be dang strong, just cause she's living out in the woods and walking all the time. Honestly, this would be my first draw. But cause having a draw is kinda boring, I'd say Leah, a very close fight, but I think Leah would come out on top.

Alex v. Sebastian? Sebastian is dead. Don't get me wrong, I think Seb could definitely win in some matches, but not against the bodybuilder. I think Seb would give Alex a nasty shiner, but not win.

Abigail v. Maru? Abigail. Don't get me wrong, I think Maru is stronger than you'd think, but Abigail's whole deal is trying to get stronger to go fight in the caves.

Jodi v. Caroline? Jodi. Jodi is a stressed Mom who's just barely keeping it together. I can't see Caroline winning against the stressed-out military wife, boy mom.

Pam v. Marnie? This is a closer fight. I think Marnie is a sweetie for sure, but I think that woman has seen things that have had to make her tough. Girly works on a big ol farm too. Farmers, be strong fr fr. Pam v. Marnie... It would be the scariest fight to witness. I wanna say Pam, but if she won, I feel like it would be just barely. This could end in a solid draw... But I think Marnie would reign supreme. I don't think this would be an easy fight for either of them, but Marnie works on a farm and does aerobics.

Linus v. The Wizard? I can't see these two fighting at all. I think if they did fight, it would kinda just be a draw, their both too Sagacious. But if I had to choose? Ehhh... Linus. Bro lives in the woods.

Demetrius v. Gus? Pfft, Gus. Gus has retired boxing champ vibes. I think Demetri would be strong, but not handle well in a fight with Gus.

Morris v. Pierre? Morris already lost.

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Kent v. Marlon? In hand to hand conbat? Kent. If Marlon weilded his sword? Then I think Kent would go down. But if Kent won I don't think that would be much of an accomplisment, Marlon kinda old man, beating up the elderly isn't neccarily an accomplisment.

Sandy v. Robin? Now, I'm gonna say Robin. But Sandy kinda has the vibes of a woman who would slice you into ribbions with her acrlic nails.

 

[Slimeglasses]

For all of these, I'm assuming it's hand to hand.

Haley vs Penny: Penny (she's had to deal with beatings, and Haley likes sweets a bit too much)
Elliot vs Harvey: Elliot (Harvey would tap to avoid injury of either party)
Shane vs Sam: Shane (Shane could probably get really angry and catch Sam by surprise)
Lewis vs Willy" Willy (Idk Lewis is just an old man)
Clint vs Gunther: Clint (Strong arms, at least)
Emily vs Leah: Leah (See Clint vs Gunther)
Alex vs Sebastian: Alex (duh)
Abigail vs Maru: Abigail (Abigail kills a wilderness golem for you in the 10 event)
Jodi vs Caroline: Caroline (as far as I know Caroline never had children while Jodi did twice, and that's gotta mess up your body)
Pam vs Marnie: Idk (Pam is probably strong but Marnie lives on a farm so tie?)
Linus vs Wizard: Linus (Could probably take anyone here but Kent, Marlon, and maybe Alex)
Demetrius vs Gus: Gus (I can't imagine Demetrius being very physically strong for some reason)
Morris vs Pierre: Pierre

Kent vs Marlon: Kent (He is much more recently practiced and younger)
Sandy vs Robin: Robin (she works out and literally builds buildings by herself in a few days. Granted, I don't really know a lot about sandy)
Vincent vs Leo: WHAT?? (Maybe we shouldn't be discussing child fights)
May I add: Henchman vs Bouncer

 

[BeenASon]

Haley vs Penny: Penny (she's had to deal with beatings, and Haley likes sweets a bit too much)
Elliot vs Harvey: Elliot (Harvey would tap to avoid injury of either party)
Shane vs Sam: Shane (Shane could probably get really angry and catch Sam by surprise)
Lewis vs Willy" Willy (Idk Lewis is just an old man)
Clint vs Gunther: Clint (Strong arms, at least)
Emily vs Leah: Leah (See Clint vs Gunther)
Alex vs Sebastian: Alex (duh)
Abigail vs Maru: Abigail (Abigail kills a wilderness golem for you in the 10 event)
Jodi vs Caroline: Caroline (as far as I know Caroline never had children while Jodi did twice, and that's gotta mess up your body)
Pam vs Marnie: Idk (Pam is probably strong but Marnie lives on a farm so tie?)
Linus vs Wizard: Linus (Could probably take anyone here but Kent, Marlon, and maybe Alex)
Demetrius vs Gus: Gus (I can't imagine Demetrius being very physically strong for some reason)
Morris vs Pierre: Pierre View attachment 33645
Kent vs Marlon: Kent (He is much more recently practiced and younger)
Sandy vs Robin: Robin (she works out and literally builds buildings by herself in a few days. Granted, I don't really know a lot about sandy)
Vincent vs Leo: WHAT?? (Maybe we shouldn't be discussing child fights)
May I add: Henchman vs Bouncer

Penny seems scrawny compared to Haley though. Both of them are total ragdolls either way. Pam vs Marnie I feel like Marnie would win because we the player manage a farm and it's a lot of work. Vincent vs Leo was just in it for the giggles lol. Henchman vs Bouncer I think Henchman will win he's a goblin.