Maher
Farmer
So what's up with Trixie? Well, winter came in. So she figured "the animals are locked up, I think I'll turn on Night Terrors and see if I can get a living hat." Come 9:30, she steps outside and finds a shadow creature.
"Oh how nice, Krobus has come for a visit!"
**Shadow Creature attacks**
"Krobus, what are you doing? I just gave you void mayonnaise for your birthday yesterday and you loved it!"
**Shadow Creature attacks**
**Trixie dispatches shadow creature with her very souped up infinity sword**
"Oh yeah, night terrors. That wasn't Krobus after all. But boy, was that unsettling."
A few days later, the honey, Ancient Fruit, and Diamonds all came in at once and she bought the Gold-Darned Clock. She placed it next to the Mausoleum of Eternal Judginess, and planted a bunch of Mahogany trees for a dense canopy that would hide them both from view for most of the year. Instantly regretted not using pine for year round obscurity.
She then got Elliott a bouquet.
Elliott: I'm a little nervous. Are you a little nervous?
Trixie: This ain't my first rodeo, kiddo! Wait, are you telling me it is yours?!?!
She smoothed it over with some squid ink the next day, and his infatuation continues to deepen.
The next day she had to roll her ex out of bed and foist a frozen tear on him. That's the nice thing about the statue of endless fortune: it means never having to pull something out of inventory for the ex's birthday.
So now she's saving up for the mountain obelisk because she thinks perfection is a good idea. Between the backwoods path and the mine carts there are enough ways to reach the NE corner of the map that the mountain obelisk has no real use case, but what is perfection about if not the pursuit of useless things?
"Oh how nice, Krobus has come for a visit!"
**Shadow Creature attacks**
"Krobus, what are you doing? I just gave you void mayonnaise for your birthday yesterday and you loved it!"
**Shadow Creature attacks**
**Trixie dispatches shadow creature with her very souped up infinity sword**
"Oh yeah, night terrors. That wasn't Krobus after all. But boy, was that unsettling."
A few days later, the honey, Ancient Fruit, and Diamonds all came in at once and she bought the Gold-Darned Clock. She placed it next to the Mausoleum of Eternal Judginess, and planted a bunch of Mahogany trees for a dense canopy that would hide them both from view for most of the year. Instantly regretted not using pine for year round obscurity.
She then got Elliott a bouquet.
Elliott: I'm a little nervous. Are you a little nervous?
Trixie: This ain't my first rodeo, kiddo! Wait, are you telling me it is yours?!?!
She smoothed it over with some squid ink the next day, and his infatuation continues to deepen.
The next day she had to roll her ex out of bed and foist a frozen tear on him. That's the nice thing about the statue of endless fortune: it means never having to pull something out of inventory for the ex's birthday.
So now she's saving up for the mountain obelisk because she thinks perfection is a good idea. Between the backwoods path and the mine carts there are enough ways to reach the NE corner of the map that the mountain obelisk has no real use case, but what is perfection about if not the pursuit of useless things?
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