Your roses are red poems

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Roses are red
I'm half asleep
one of the muppets says "Meep meep meep meep"

Ah, beaker.

 

[Cuddlebug]

Roses are red
Muppets are funny
But Alice the Malice only loves BennyBunny

 

[Lew Zealand]

Roses are red
Lilacs can be lavender
I couldn't fix your car brakes
So I made the horn louder

Roses are red
There's a blue shade called Zaffer
A good use for a severed foot
Is as a stocking stuffer

Roses are red
Wisteria gives me a headache
If you're scared of escalators
There are steps you can take

Roses are red
My garden is sage
I watched an adult-themed movie
All about managing your mortgage

Roses are red
A shade of sky blue is Celeste
Just got back from a gender reveal party
Everyone else was dressed

 

[Contented-Slime]

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
You may disagree, but:

Roses can be red
White is my preference
I love myself a good Spaceballs reference

 

[pawtumn]

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
You may disagree, but:

roses are red
im not a brit
we’re combing the desert

 

[Contented-Slime]

Roses are red
Spaceballs is one of my favorite flims
Second to Scott Pilgrim
I don't have wilms

 

[LittleStrawberryLamb]

Roses are red
Lightning goes fast

 

[pawtumn]

roses are red
im beating a drum
evil always prevails
because

 

[Dreyski]

Mel Brooks is it?

Roses are red,
I swim like Mark Spitz,
I spend my weekends

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Roses are red, don't be like Fizz.
Spaceballs: The flamethrower, this one's great for the kids!
(I know that's not the actual line, relax.)

 

[Cuddlebug]

Roses are red, don't be like Fizz.
Spaceballs: The flamethrower, this one's great for the kids!
(I know that's not the actual line, relax.)

This topic's becoming really entertaining

Roses are red
so are some grapes
and the Spaceballs ruined the Planet of the apes

 

[zenozyne]

Roses are red,
Weezer is blue,
Also so is Hatsune Miku

Roses are red
I am a cactus
If you wanna be one too
I can't help you, just practice

Roses are red
I lost my galaxy soul
To a Serpent I encountered
Far down a hole

 

[Lew Zealand]

Roses are red
Pencilwood is cedar

 

[BeenASon]

Roses are red
My favourite console is the gba
And it's portable like a pda.

 

[Cuddlebug]

Roses are red
so is raspberry jelly
just dip in your Fortune Cookie and fill up your belly

Roses are red
with an excellent smell
and with a tank full of Schwartz you go fast as hell

 

[BeenASon]

Roses are red
so is raspberry jelly
just dip in your Fortune Cookie and fill up your belly

Roses are red
with an excellent smell
and with a tank full of Schwartz you go fast as hell

I never ever had a Fortune Cookie. I have to try one eventually.

 

[Cuddlebug]

I never ever had a Fortune Cookie. I have to try one eventually.

Really? Never ever? Can't imagine...

but this one's a reference to Spaceballs like the others before

 

[BeenASon]

Really? Never ever? Can't imagine...

but this one's a reference to Spaceballs like the others before

Never ever. There not that popular here. Never watched Spaceballs tho.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Never ever. There not that popular here. Never watched Spaceballs tho.

Roses are red, watch Spaceballs, please.
If you don't, I'm gonna break both of your knees.

 

[Cuddlebug]

Never ever. There not that popular here. Never watched Spaceballs tho.

Well, you should give it a try, if you like good parodies and Star wars... I watched it countless times so far and counting on the refences here, a few more people have, too.