Your roses are red poems

Lew Zealand

Helper
Roses are red
Lilacs can be lavender
I couldn't fix your car brakes
So I made the horn louder

Roses are red
There's a blue shade called Zaffer
A good use for a severed foot
Is as a stocking stuffer

Roses are red
Wisteria gives me a headache
If you're scared of escalators
There are steps you can take

Roses are red
My garden is sage
I watched an adult-themed movie
All about managing your mortgage

Roses are red
A shade of sky blue is Celeste
Just got back from a gender reveal party
Everyone else was dressed
 

Cuddlebug

Farmer
Roses are red
so is raspberry jelly
just dip in your Fortune Cookie and fill up your belly 🤤

Roses are red
with an excellent smell
and with a tank full of Schwartz you go fast as hell
 

BeenASon

Farmer
Roses are red
so is raspberry jelly
just dip in your Fortune Cookie and fill up your belly 🤤

Roses are red
with an excellent smell
and with a tank full of Schwartz you go fast as hell
I never ever had a Fortune Cookie. I have to try one eventually.
 

Cuddlebug

Farmer
Never ever. There not that popular here. Never watched Spaceballs tho.
Well, you should give it a try, if you like good parodies and Star wars... I watched it countless times so far and counting on the refences here, a few more people have, too.
 
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