Your roses are red poems

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Make a poem like

Roses are red,
Your city's gone.
I'm Thomas, thermonuclear bomb.

It should start with "roses are red", but it doesn't have to if it follows close enough to the form. I made this on the TCF, and it would do great here.
Aaaand, it must be funny.

 

[astnko]

roses are red
purple is green
a rusty metal pipe went right through my spleen

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Roses are red
I'm marooned on the moon
A mace launched me into space
(IDK how to make it rhyme)

 

[Lucky Demos]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love my violin
And you too!
(Not)

 

[PeachyIceCream]

Roses are red
Vegeta is blue
I go Super Saiyan
and now I fight you

 

[Mango Choo-choo]

Roses are red,
Behold, the mildew is invading your bread.
I should not be sad
'cause our relationship will not go to the end

 

[Dreyski]

Roses are red,
To make this answer,
I used chatGPT,
I'm such a chancer.

 

[Lew Zealand]

Roses are red
The grass is green
If Scope doesn't work
Please sit farther away and downwind.

Roses are red
Those purple berries are acai
Death chances climbing Everest are huge
So don't even try

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
You may disagree, but:

Roses are red
You're one in a million
Which doesn't mean much
with a population of 8 billion

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Roses are red
The grass is green
If Scope doesn't work
Please sit farther away and downwind.

Roses are red
Those purple berries are acai
Death chances climbing Everest are huge
So don't even try

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
You may disagree, but:

Roses are red
You're one in a million
Which doesn't mean much
with a population of 8 billion

Is that a Spaceballs fan I see?

 

[Dreyski]

Roses are red,
I have ADHD,
Oh look, a squirrel!
....

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Roses are red,
I have ADHD,
Oh look, a squirrel!
....

Up in the tree(?)

 

[Mango Choo-choo]

Up in the tree(?)

Squirrel and Rose sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

 

[Confused]

Roses are red
viliots are blue
And there's a damn beaver in my stew-

 

[zack123]

Roses aren't red
Violets are not blue
They all exist in many colourful hues

 

[PeachyIceCream]

Roses are red
Bees are fat
My keyboard is being sat on
By a cat