WORST Stardew NPCs

Lothengriol

Lothengriol

Sodbuster
LRangerR said:
I've always said those things are evil. They beat up an innocent turtle, and manipulate the farmer (we know you can find your own coconuts), and other things. They're not good people
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They take an island paradise and what do they do? Add currency and control access to it with an elaborate toll system; it's shameless moneygrubbing. Ever wonder why Willy tells the Villagers not to go further into Ginger Island, even though it's "unlocked"? He knows what those birds will do to people who don't pay, that's why!
 
Lothengriol

Lothengriol

Sodbuster
Lew Zealand said:
???????????????????????????

Right???? Like the single most obvious thing in the game.

"My boyfriend was here"
"My boyfriend left"
"My boyfriend's Purple Lettuce Underdisgustings are right there on the floor"

...

"I will go out to my store and sell thing"
"Nah, I will stare at this microwave burrito for like 9 hours today instead"

Hm, new headcanon is that Marnie may not have all of her marbles.


And there's no forum exploding head emoji, I am disappoint and crestfallen.
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This isn't information you will want to know, but if Marnie leaves the shorts there, it's because she wants them there. Maybe the quest should be like the Necklace quest where you get extra friendship to whichever of the two you return it to...
 
KarinL

KarinL

Sodbuster
I don't like Mr Qi - he's a creepy stalker.
I also don't like Lewis. He seems corrupt collecting gold for his stupid statue while letting the town rot away. Also, I don't like how he treats Marnie.

I don't mind any of the others. Not even Morris. He's just a corporate shill like all the other corporate shills - caught up in the rat race. He's not better or worse than Pierre, IMHO.
 
LRangerR

LRangerR

Local Legend
Lothengriol said:
This isn't information you will want to know, but if Marnie leaves the shorts there, it's because she wants them there. Maybe the quest should be like the Necklace quest where you get extra friendship to whichever of the two you return it to...
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He actually only uses the gold that he gets from collecting tax from Clint twice a week. Everything else is spent legitimately
 
jlmnop

jlmnop

Greenhorn
Junimo :3 said:
Here are some of my least favourites:

1. BURN MORRIS AT THE STAKE :joja::morris::fire:
2. Is it just me or is Harvey a creepy pervert???? :harvey::sweat:
3. I hate the wizard.
4. Lewis. OMG LEWIS ITS NOT A SCANDAL YOU ARE BOTH SINGLE CONSENTING ADULTS. ALSO YOU HAVE ONLY KNOWN ME A MONTH I'M NOT GONNA GET YOU YOUR UNDERWEAR.:mad::mad::mad::lewis::shorts::shorts::sword::sword::sword:

Who are some that you guys hate and why?
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I never visit Harvey or talk to him. His responses to some of my gifts were RUDE!
 
HedgehogIII

HedgehogIII

Farmer
I really hate Demetrius because at only 2 hearts you get the cutscene about “oH dON’t gET In tHe WaY oF MarU’S WorK”

1-she continues her engineering even when married
2- TWO F***ING HEARTS??? TWO??? OUT OF 14???? WHAT???
 
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