WORST Stardew NPCs

Junimo :3

Farmhand
Here are some of my least favourites:

1. BURN MORRIS AT THE STAKE :joja::morris::fire:
2. Is it just me or is Harvey a creepy pervert???? :harvey::sweat:
3. I hate the wizard.
4. Lewis. OMG LEWIS ITS NOT A SCANDAL YOU ARE BOTH SINGLE CONSENTING ADULTS. ALSO YOU HAVE ONLY KNOWN ME A MONTH I'M NOT GONNA GET YOU YOUR UNDERWEAR.:mad::mad::mad::lewis::shorts::shorts::sword::sword::sword:

Who are some that you guys hate and why?
 

Chaos bacon

Farmer
in order of most hate to least hate:
  1. MORRIS! I have many things to say about this man buuuuut I don't want to get banned.
  2. LEWIS! Mostly because he's into Marnie but refuses to say ANYTHING! LIKE FOR GODS' SAKE MAN UP DUDE! and also, he's asking the farmer, who, like you said, has only been there a short time, TO GET HIS UNDERWEAR AND TRUFFLE OIL??!!
  3. Mr. Qi! He just weirds me out. Like, you stalk on the entire town and expect me to trust you?
  4. SHANE! I'm sorry, but he cannot be fixed. no matter how hard you try.
  5. EMILY! She's too spiritual for me
 

Cuddlebug

Farmer
Hm, I strongly dislike Mr. Qi, bc he gives me these somehow Big-Brother-vibes, don't like the feeling of being constantly watched over.
Don't like Gunther, Gil and Professor Snail either, bc of their ambivalent behaviour. One day they're so excited about you fulfilling their Quests and then you only get a grumpy: "come back when you have something to show me".
And I dislike Lewis that much, bc of his behaviour about Marnie ( honestly, making this relationsship official wouldn't break his crown at least) and bc of his comment about always giving your best to become a good citizen of PT (after rebuilding CC, reopening GI, Community Upgrades and so on)...

Apperantly I simply don't like to feel pressured and those people somehow make me feel this way. But I know it's Game canon so far, you need goals and achievements, so I do my best and then ignore them 😏
 

Maher

Farmer
Hm, I strongly dislike Mr. Qi, bc he gives me these somehow Big-Brother-vibes, don't like the feeling of being constantly watched over.
Ooh! I get to talk about Qi!

Qi is, as near as I can tell, heavily influenced by the salesman character (aka Lefty) from Sesame Street. Same diction, same sartorial choices. He rents space in Sandy's shop and pays her a premium to keep her mouth shut. She is obviously intimidated by the heavy he has posted at the stairs.

He is running a casino, and if you think things aren't rigged, well the Dashboard he has on the farmer's stats is the first sign of the level of telemetry he has set up in Pelican Town. You can enjoy the irony of Welwick losing a game of chance if you wish, but it's clear her worst impulses are being exploited for Qi's profit. It's also where you find the first of multiple captive currencies, a Qi coin trading at 1:10 with a Pelican Town Gold piece.

My farmer Shomer keeps kosher. It's not easy when some of the biggest boosts come from seafood. He REALLY didn't appreciate being forced to drink iridium snake milk on Qi's L100 quest. No way that's kosher!

Now we get to Ginger Island. Your collection of walnuts is being monitored. You get into the walnut room and whoo-eee! You thought having your footsteps tracked on the casino dashboard was creepy? Well this is where you get to learn that quaint little Pelican Township is lit up like the Ho Chi Minh trail, as Qi stands before a MilSpec grade panopticon that has has Jeremy Bentham dancing for joy in the seventh circle of hell. You thought CentreView at the Joja Call Center was bad? Well thanks to Qi, everything from the Fern Islands to the Secret Woods isn't the wholesome life grandpa led you to believe, but rather, a chilling Foucauldian dystopia. Oh and don't think of looking at the perfection tracker! That will summon Mr. Fizz to the digsite cave so that you can be hard sold "perfection vouchers" by a Mr. Qi mini-me. (Farmer Trixie walled him in there with stone fencing).
 
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l0NYX0l

Farmhand
I feel that everyone in the fandom universally dislikes Lewis, Gunther and Morris. I have never met anyone who liked them
 

Lew Zealand

Helper
4. Lewis. OMG LEWIS ITS NOT A SCANDAL YOU ARE BOTH SINGLE CONSENTING ADULTS. ALSO YOU HAVE ONLY KNOWN ME A MONTH I'M NOT GONNA GET YOU YOUR UNDERWEAR.:mad::mad::mad::lewis::shorts::shorts::sword::sword::sword:
Of all the quests in this game and all the thoughtful details, is this just the dumbest quest? Like it doesn't even fit in with the game which has cleverness streaming out of all nooks and crannies but it CLUBS you over the head with this one. I can't find my Lucky Underpantaloons. And they're in the single most likely place in the entire valley you'd expect them to be once you find out his "secret".

Linus' basket is left in a place you never see him, so is Robin's axe. Haley's nana's bracelet is buried in sand at a beach and Abby loses mom's locket underwater. These are not obvious places but Lewie's drawers? In the precise place you'd expect.

This could use a bit of a rewrite, heres an easy one that's at least slightly better: you find the Mayor's Silk Short Trousers in the bush you're supposed to find Lewis and Marnie hiding in and the note you get leading you there has it's text changed to reflect that. Add in a second note which you find afterwards for the current bush interaction, and keep that the same. I like it because initially finding the Purple Abominations in a bush will leave the Farmer with a
, and when you return them to Lewis he gets wayyy nervous and pays you off suspiciously well for being discreet. But it will all pay off when you get that second interaction, I dunno it seems more fun though no less icky that way.

Which is perfect!
 
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Cuddlebug

Farmer
Of all the quests in this game and all the thoughtful details, is this just the dumbest quest? Like it doesn't even fit in with the game which has cleverness streaming out of all nooks and crannies but it CLUBS you over the head with this one. I can't find my Lucky Underpantaloons. And they're in the single most likely place in the entire valley you'd expect them to be once you find out his "secret".

Linus' basket is left in a place you never see him, so is Robin's axe. Haley's nana's bracelet is buried in sand at a beach and Abby loses mom's locket underwater. These are not obvious places but Lewie's drawers? In the precise place you'd expect.

This could use a bit of a rewrite, heres an easy one that's at least slightly better: you find the Mayor's Silk Shirt Trousers in the bush you're supposed to find Lewis and Marnie hiding in and the note you get leading you there has it's text changed to reflect that. Add in a second note which you find afterwards for the current bush interaction, and keep that the same. I like it because initially finding the Purple Abominations in a bush will leave the Farmer with a
, and when you return them to Lewis he gets wayyy nervous and pays you off suspiciously well for being discreet. But it will all pay off when you get that second interaction, I dunno it seems more fun though no less icky that way.

Which is perfect!
Totally agree, that would make much more sense in the games canon 😏
 

Lew Zealand

Helper
And, btw, I was always wondering, why Marnie didn't return it herself to him, secretly... It Always feels somehow weird to sneek around in her bedroom🙄
???????????????????????????

Right???? Like the single most obvious thing in the game.

"My boyfriend was here"
"My boyfriend left"
"My boyfriend's Purple Lettuce Underdisgustings are right there on the floor"

...

"I will go out to my store and sell thing"
"Nah, I will stare at this microwave burrito for like 9 hours today instead"

Hm, new headcanon is that Marnie may not have all of her marbles.


And there's no forum exploding head emoji, I am disappoint and crestfallen.
 

dragonflySky

Planter
Mr. Qi! He just weirds me out. Like, you stalk on the entire town and expect me to trust you?
I don't like Mr Qi either. Plus he talks too much and acts so superior like a school headmaster or something. I'm also not fond of Jodi and Penny as they're both a bit "poor me". Leah I'm not sure about but just because she arrives on my doorstep first thing in the morning with a giant turd statue and says it's how she feels about me.
 

Cuddlebug

Farmer
And there's no forum exploding head emoji, I am disappoint and crestfallen.
Take this one instead 🤯


"Nah, I will stare at this microwave burrito for like 9 hours today instead"

Hm, new headcanon is that Marnie may not have all of her marbles
Well, apparently there are people who sit in front of their washing machines, watch the laundry being washed, and wonder why the program went haywire again today... 🤷🏻
 

Cuddlebug

Farmer
is leah bi? because in one of the cutscenes she says "oh you're...me too..." but she marries you if you're a male? she has to be bi otherwise she doesn't love the male farmer
Now that the game allows same-sex marriages, I guess all the available Bachelor(ette)s are sort of “bi”... But some didn't knew about that until they're dating your farmer.
 

Maher

Farmer
is leah bi? because in one of the cutscenes she says "oh you're...me too..." but she marries you if you're a male? she has to be bi otherwise she doesn't love the male farmer
Leah's sexual orientation is towards the farmer. Her ex is the same gender as the farmer.
 
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