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Farmhand
I'm.. so shocked. No willy love I should probably download a mod and do a willy playthrough
Marnie NEEDS to be a marriage candidate as do Clint, Willy, Marlon and Linus. They are all labeled Single so no family break ups. Though Marnie would have to have Jas come stay with you, unless Shane really stuck on the path of being a non-alcoholic Godparent. Marnie deserves better. There isn’t even a mod out that’s up to date for her to marry say Marlon or a player.I would say Marnie, just to see what Lewis' reaction is!
Ooh that would be cool have Dwarf as a roommate! He/she/they lives alone in a cave in total fear 24/7/365. As does Krobus in the sewer.Yeah, probably Sandy as well. That, or be roomies with Dwarf.
You should have a faux wizard harem. What's the worst that could go wrong?!Had the highly silly idea that even in Vanilla Stardew I can do a faux Wizard Romance by getting a cursed mannequin and dressing them up with an Arcane Hat and Arcane Shirt. Surely nothing wrong can come of this plan!
Not the core narrative, that's for sure. He cheated on his ex. That's why I always feed him the void eggs she leaves me, so that he can eat his sins.Who’s to say he stops seeing ladies once married.
Many a true word is said in jest, K.J. Only the court jester mocks the king, and escapes unscathed. You’re right about Robin insulting the farmhouse. Doesn’t she bundle a sale attempt in with that apology? The letter mentioning the well, if I’m not mistaken. Time and a place, my building building buddy.My apologies, but some things can't be forgiven... I'd apologize too if I got exposed like that!
Also, insulting the home of my dearly cherished, deceased family member—who is also buried on that same farm—great advertising, honestly.
Sorry xD
edit: Also, calling it "crusty" the man worked himself to death for goodness sake!! Sorry to any Robin lovers out there but this is unacceptable and INDENFENSIBLE
btw im not serious about anything, just in case since people tend to take the silly things i say too seriously quite often
I agree Marnie deserves love…maybe from Marlon or the player…but certainly someone better than Lewis who is emotionally abusive to her. Hiding his status with her publically to better HIS status as mayor….yada yada yada…all the signs for abuse are there and he’s using her desperation to feel loved and accepted for one thing and thing only.Marnie, the truffle oil queen! (sorry). Because we're both farmers and I like her vibes. I remember seeing an old poll CA made about future marriage candidates, and Marnie was on the list. I felt sick to my stomach that she didn’t win or eventually become a marriage candidate just because... but fortunately, someone superior was on that poll: Emily! And she won. I used to be a big Robin fan, but (not to be controversial), she kinda sucks lol. After rewatching the game intro a few times and going through various dialogues, she’s just a bad mom and a bad person in general. "I knew it from the moment you stepped off that bus, [Player]... you were destined to be a town hero!" She legit tried to guilt-trip us into using her services the first time we met, talking about "town hero"... get out of my face you deceitful, two-faced witch! She is so fake bruh she and demetrius were meant for each other. I still like Marnie and wish she was a candidate. "Just install mods bro!" Never! I want to keep my game pure! (And I got PTSD from installing mods incorrectly and completely messing up my game (Undertale colour mod lol))
I play on mobile, Switch and PC, and when the 1.6 update finally drops on consoles, I'm going back to playing on the switch lol (got my first ever 100% file that im very proud of, ugly farm though with barely any optimisation but still), im not a mod person at all, don't like them and never will (unless i get really bored and change my mind in the future)
Tone is a thing. Sorry you get so upset about your fake video game grandpa thobtw im not serious about anything, just in case since people tend to take the silly things i say too seriously quite often
I guess it's the mark of a good game if people are sad the pixel grandpa passes away?Tone is a thing. Sorry you get so upset about your fake video game grandpa tho