Things about your Stardew spouse that really bug you

[Quillmagic]

What are some things about your in-game spouse that really get on your nerves? I don’t like it when on Mondays and Fridays, Sebastian will say like ONE THING to me, and then won’t speak to me for the rest of the day. I need conversations with spouses implemented.

 

[PorkChop]

I always get frustrated when they just kind of stand there. Like...
DUDE!!!
It is just kinda annoying...

 

[imnvs]

When I want a kiss but the spouse won't sit still for it, wandering the house.

 

[Lew Zealand]

Nothing my spouse does bugs me because I know there are just some limitations to the game but a little more creativity for married life would be welcome.

However my favoritest thing in the game is when my spouse is up on the porch at 6am all sweaty-like and declares that the animals are fed and the crops watered. Thank you, honey, but I got that farm all automated beforehand so you could still:

teach the kids/read
wander the Valley/hit the mines
work at the clinic/invent an auto-petter

Hmm... now that would be a very nice addition to married life. A 16 heart event for all spouses could be ask to partition off a small part of the farm for them to tend, optional of course. The designers here might not like but then maybe it'd be an interesting challenge to integrate it. But the haphazard farmers like me with loads of untended space would be happy to give a decent plot to the spouse to tend. I wonder if there's a mod for that?

 

[Magically Clueless]

when they complain about my superior and clearly unmatched decorating skills smh

 

[__Fishy__]

Abi never seems to appreciate my pet slime Jeremy

 

[PoppyForPenny]

When Penny mentioned she dreamed that our toddlers grew wings and flew away.

 

[Salamander]

Sometimes Leah (or the cat) will stand right in the doorway as I'm trying to get in and end the day. I have to wait a bit for her to move! It's so annoying! Luckily it doesn't happen too often.

Not so much annoying, but it makes me sad when I accidentally make my spouse jealous.

 

[VakuurBairn]

What? Nothing, Leah is perfect. Luv ya babe!

 

[Ereo]

You can push past both the spouse and pet. Just keep walking into them.

Abby and I recently adopted a baby, and now she only talks about him. In general, I feel I only get very few of her dialogue options. Maybe it's because I always talk to her in the morning when she stands beside the fridge?

Also, Abby didn't invite me to the concert she was playing! Sam had to invite me. You would have thought that she'd have mentioned that? I would have supported her!

 

[lilan castel]

When Harvey changed the flooring! Thank god I have the catalouge so I was able to undo it!

 

[sonic_melon]

It would be nice to have more than one.

 

[Cuusardo]

I can't play Journey of the Prairie King with Abigail.