Summoning Circle

Lew Zealand

Helper
*Throws Ancient Doll into volcano*View attachment 41442
*Chants forbidden incantation.*

Oh great @Lew Zealand ! An unworthy mortal pleads for you to heed my cry and manifest yourself here!
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appears, slowly rotating in place, hovering a little above the floor. It appears to be struggling to accomplish a task, perhaps attempting to manifest something more substantial than designed to do, jostling side to side and tipping over a bit at one point. Suddenly the crystal >poinks< out of existence to be replaced with a small, somewhat overly rounded farmer who hovers above the ground for considerably less time than the crystal before she is dumped unceremoniously on her rump. It is important to have perhaps a little extra posterior for protective reasons on occasions such as these.

Farmer Bobbi is not overly damp as today's fishing mostly involved cutting to the chase as she tossed the bait directly in the river as soon as she got there. And propped her pole up against the tree because she was pretty sure the tree was quite jealous of the efficiency of her fish charming and wanted in on the action. In a fit of pique last Winter, it even dumped a dead, snow-laden branch into the river in a clear attempt to intimidate the fish. So in order to placate her favorite giver of summer shade, Bobbi was happy to share the great burden of responsibility that is Fishing.

Random teleportation with a semi-soft landing is not the ideal way to wake up from the restful responsibilities of a midday afternoon nap but the echoes of familiar and enticing words had snuck through the vestiges of her dream…

Getting to her feet, Bobbi gushes, "ooooo did I hear 'Many Festivals?' Because I'm myself here for that!" She bounces on her tiptoes in hopes of a cake-filled afternoon.

Peering around at Farmers Pom Queen, Cuddlebug, LRangerR, Nonak, and WanderingWendaline, with hopefully more to come, the summons appears to be quite the success.
 

Gridball Pom Queen

Local Legend
*Coughs dramatically, fanning away the smoke cloud with a pair of pom-poms*

*Stares in absolute shock and awe at the magnificent entrance. Dropping to her knees, she bows flat with her face buried in the ground for several minutes*

*Finally managing to collect herself and remembering how to breathe, she stands up. Still a bit at a loss for words, she lends a hand to help Farmer Bobbi pop back up onto her feet*

*Noticing the benefit of Bobbi's extra posterior padding, she begins to feel a bit more confident about her own. Since she lacks padding elsewhere,making it an absolute nightmare to find a bathing suit,a newfound appreciation begins*

Oh, mighty Bobbi! Please accept my humblest apologies for disturbing your fishing and your slumber! The festivities and cake shall now commence in your honour!
 

zack123

Local Legend
Light some scented candles 🕯🕯🕯
Start a gentle drumming rhythm🪘
Hum the gentle sound of the ocean🏝
Sit in the lotus position and close your eyes 🧘🏻‍♀️
Send lots of good vibes on your mental journey
summon @zack123
May they bring Emily along so Farmer Bobbi doesn't have to be here without her wife 🥰
Hi.
Oh, scented candles, a beach and good vibes. How nice of you to do all this to summon me.

However the Emily I'm bringing is MY wife. Farmer Bobbi already as his own and I'm not sharing.

All in all it was a nice summoning experience the drums were a bit loud but I got a beach holiday with my wife Emily for free so I won't complain much. @Cuddlebug a bit of advice for when summoning someone, Do not try to give their wife to someone else or you might end up waking up at the clinic not knowing what hit you. Just saying :evil:
 
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Cuddlebug

Farmer
However the Emily I'm bringing is MY wife. Farmer Bobbi already as his own and I'm not sharing.
That's a shame, really, since you have so many Emilys in your signature, that you at least could spare one for Bobbi... But well, I got your point and I'm glad you both enjoyed your beach day 😇
 

LRangerR

Local Legend
Hey Lew, good to see you. To be fair, I wasn't really summoned, I just kinda showed up and then Pom gurl over there said something about cake.

What you really need is just a really cool hat though (that ISN'T jerry, he's like the opposite of a tinfoil hat). That way you can carry your shade around with you without really thinking about it.
 
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