Quotes From Your Stardew Spouse

[Arby_notthemeats]

OK, put whatever your current spouse said to you last here! Then put the weirdest thing they've said! Here's mine:

Elliott: I drank so much coffee my mouth feels as dry as Calico Dessert; Sorry about the coffee breath.
Weirdest thing Elliott has said: I wouldn't trade you for x amount of iridium bars; Will you be ok without my help?

The first one's weird because it's so sappy and he gets really dramatic in the end. The second one's weird because it's just makes me want to say, "Yeah, I survived without your help for years"

 

[astdragon]

abigail: going to the mines? bring me back something tasty!

 

[salem_the_doberman]

elliott: isn't the sky wonderful? look how green it is!
weirdest: i was hoping we could have time to...meet up... in my old cabin, but they'd all hear us. maybe next time...(context: luau)

 

[Arby_notthemeats]

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Elliott: Will you be okay without my help?

As if he ever does anything…

 

[Cuddlebug]

@Arby_notthemeats
@Gridball Pom Queen

Elliott is a sweet little drama Queen, he says a lot of sentimental stuff, when the day is long. And in times of Auto-Grabbers, Auto-Petters and Auto-Feeders combined with hardwood fences and sprinklers there isn't much left to do for spouse outside the house. At least he's filling the pet's water Bowl and then doing his beloved walking meditation or waiting for a butterfly to land on his nose