VampireCake
Farmer
I'm VampireCake, ama. 
Oh hey I never did one of these..
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Slimeglasses
Farmer
Hey, @VampireCake!
Lew Zealand
Helper
Hi! Is there a real cake? How difficult is it to bake a vampire? What parts of a non-vampire cake are replaced with which vampirebits? If you’re a bit on the vampo-chubby side, do you need to add less oil to the cake mix? Are vampire pieces added to the wet or dry ingredients? 
Caviar
Farmer
Hello @VampireCake!
Caviar's Recipe for Vampire Cake:
- Cake stuff
- One small chunk of a local vampire
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Step one: Make the thing
Step two: Bake the thing
Step three: Use your mouth (the thing on your head that opens and closes) to eat the thing
I hope you enjoyed making Vampire Cake! For a full recipe of Vampire Cake, find one somewhere else.
*Caviar does not take any responsibility for any injuries or diseases caused by the making and eating of this recipe
Caviar's Recipe for Vampire Cake:
- Cake stuff
- One small chunk of a local vampire
---------------------------------
Step one: Make the thing
Step two: Bake the thing
Step three: Use your mouth (the thing on your head that opens and closes) to eat the thing
I hope you enjoyed making Vampire Cake! For a full recipe of Vampire Cake, find one somewhere else.
*Caviar does not take any responsibility for any injuries or diseases caused by the making and eating of this recipe
VampireCake
Farmer
Greetings.
It's red velvet cake with blood instead of buttermilk. After baking, life force is sustained by sucking the frosting out of other cakes.Hi! Is there a real cake? How difficult is it to bake a vampire? What parts of a non-vampire cake are replaced with which vampirebits? If you’re a bit on the vampo-chubby side, do you need to add less oil to the cake mix? Are vampire pieces added to the wet or dry ingredients?
I think my parents had the full recipe, unfortunately they didn't write it down. Pretty sure baking time was nine months, though.
Slimeglasses
Farmer
What does vampire taste like? I assume it's on the sweet side? You know, for it to be good in a cake. Or, does the vampire make the cake rise?
VampireCake
Farmer
Like pink and eternity. That might just be my hair though...
From the dead, yes.
Slimeglasses
Farmer
Interesting. Mine month wait, huh? Well... It's not like I don't have time... How close is Caviar's recipe on a scale from 1 to "Wow, I can't even see it through a mirror!"?
VampireCake
Farmer
Well, technically 'make the thing then bake the thing' is acccurate.
For those who would like to know:
The actual story behind this name was a text web adventure called 'Vampires - The Dark Alleyway'. I'd been watching a lot of Eddie/Susie Izzard (I'm not sure which name they prefer atm, please fill me in if somebody knows), so of course I thought of Cake or Death and thought a vampire called Cake would be funny. It became VampireCake for other places I needed a username and has just stuck around.
Slimeglasses
Farmer
Cool! I'll just make the thing, then bake the thing!Well, technically 'make the thing then bake the thing' is acccurate.
That's really cool!For those who would like to know:
The actual story behind this name was a text web adventure called 'Vampires - The Dark Alleyway'. I'd been watching a lot of Eddie/Susie Izzard (I'm not sure which name they prefer atm, please fill me in if somebody knows), so of course I thought of Cake or Death and thought a vampire called Cake would be funny. It became VampireCake for other places I needed a username and has just stuck around.