New Year's Resolutions for the Villagers

[Farmer Evie]

Hey y'all! Just wanted to find out what New Year's Resolutions the villagers should have. Here are a couple of mine:
Shane: Stop drinking. Quit Joja and find another job.
Haley: Stop being a brat and actually look for your Grandma's necklace. Also maybe don't be a b*tch to the farmer when they first arrive.
Alex: Read a book and stop asking me if I own a bikini.
Sebastian: Get more Vitamin D. Stop smoking. I know you are immortal, but only stupid people smoke.
Abigail: Let Vincent and Jas win the egg hunt.

 

[Nonak]

Quit Joja and find another job.

Pelican Town doesn't seem to have many places where he could find one... Maybe he could help Jodi since she complains about the housework. No clue if she could pay him better than Joja does tho.

 

[Terdin]

Pelican Town doesn't seem to have many places where he could find one... Maybe he could help Jodi since she complains about the housework. No clue if she could pay him better than Joja does tho.

Well, he could go into business by himself, like invest in a fishing rod, then make a living by selling fish. Even if he only bought a training rod, he'd get a decent income that way.

 

[Nonak]

Well, he could go into business by himself, like invest in a fishing rod, then make a living by selling fish. Even if he only bought a training rod, he'd get a decent income that way.

True too, didn't think about that.
Willy will be happy.

 

[Lenora Rose]

Shane does have a job afterwards. He breeds chickens and sells the eggs. Yes, it's a spin-off of his aunt's work, but that's fine, he's still contributing. He isn't just cuddling the chickens.

 

[Lenora Rose]

Shane does have a job afterwards. He breeds chickens and sells the eggs. Yes, it's a spin-off of his aunt's work, but that's fine, he's still contributing. He isn't just cuddling the chickens.

That being said, there's at least one mod where he starts working for Pierre so he gets a different income and Pierre gets a couple of days off a week instead of beign behind the counter literally every day with no weekend.

 

[Farmer Evie]

That being said, there's at least one mod where he starts working for Pierre so he gets a different income and Pierre gets a couple of days off a week instead of beign behind the counter literally every day with no weekend.

Does that mean Pierre's is open on Wednesdays? bc that is the one feature that pisses me the most.

 

[Farmer Evie]

Well, he could go into business by himself, like invest in a fishing rod, then make a living by selling fish. Even if he only bought a training rod, he'd get a decent income that way.

Fishing is hard. It'll take him a while to get used to.

 

[Farmer Evie]

Shane does have a job afterwards. He breeds chickens and sells the eggs.

I thought that he already had the blue chickens as well? When will he start selling them?

 

[Lew Zealand]

Add 1 more egg every week to breakfast and I'll be up to 4 dozen by Winter!
Research hair care products that maintain body and shape through the day in humid, salty environments
Spend more time online on FernTok learning memes that appeal to younger people, especially nurses
Help Marnie with her cows and drop hints that Lewis should build a skate park to get Ferngill kids to visit and spend money
Ask mom to build hopper windows for my room. So I can escape outside through them without taking to anyone, especially Maru. Note: find aluminum foil to keep accursed sun out.
Find low-calorie beer so I can drink twice as much
Find a training dummy that's smarter than Seb, Robin's starting to notice he's even paler than usual from blood loss
Determine precisely where indigo turns to violet and make Bobbi find me an indigo gem
Investigate what the new farmer girl did to the previous ugly one
20 powersquats per day lifting "How I Feel About Bobbi", otherwise I'll look like I'm doing handstands when I wear a sleeveless outfit
Finally finish correspondence course "Grounding Your Project to Earth, or: Avoiding zapping your friends into enemies"
Learn a trade that pays more than teaching 3 kids a few times a week, if I do cosmetology maybe Maru will lend me her telescope

 

[Farmer Evie]

Add 1 more egg every week to breakfast and I'll be up to 4 dozen by Winter!
Research hair care products that maintain body and shape through the day in humid, salty environments
Spend more time online on FernTok learning memes that appeal to younger people, especially nurses
Help Marnie with her cows and drop hints that Lewis should build a skate park to get Ferngill kids to visit and spend money
Ask mom to build hopper windows for my room. So I can escape outside through them without taking to anyone, especially Maru. Note: find aluminum foil to keep accursed sun out.
Find low-calorie beer so I can drink twice as much
Find a training dummy that's smarter than Seb, Robin's starting to notice he's even paler than usual from blood loss
Determine precisely where indigo turns to violet and make Bobbi find me an indigo gem
Investigate what the new farmer girl did to the previous ugly one
20 powersquats per day lifting "How I Feel About Bobbi", otherwise I'll look like I'm doing handstands when I wear a sleeveless outfit
Finally finish correspondence course "Grounding Your Project to Earth, or: Avoiding zapping your friends into enemies"
Learn a trade that pays more than teaching 3 kids a few times a week, if I do cosmetology maybe Maru will lend me her telescope

These are really good and funny!!

 

[Terdin]

Does that mean Pierre's is open on Wednesdays? bc that is the one feature that pisses me the most.

If the community center is completed, Pierre has the store open all days of the week. Once the Ginger Island resort is built though, he often leaves the store and let shoppers deal with an honesty box.

 

[Lenora Rose]

Does that mean Pierre's is open on Wednesdays? bc that is the one feature that pisses me the most.

After you complete the Community Centre Pierre's is open 7 days a week.

And before that, yes it's annoying but even greedy merchants should get a regular weekly day off and not just an occasional resort run.

 

[Maher]

Finally finish correspondence course "Grounding Your Project to Earth, or: Avoiding zapping your friends into enemies"

Heck, I'd even settle for a double-insulated case.