The farmer walks in on two children and their pet turtle, who stole a pizza from the local baker.
The shadow man was my next contract…he lived with a farmer, but I could easily detour her from the room with a few salads. Okay, maybe more than a few, but it works! Galaxy sword in hand, I approached the void spirit…but…no, THE FARMER’S BACK! HOW, HOW! THE SALADS SHOULD HAVE…SHE ALREADY ATE 577 OF THEM!!?? HOW!!??
Strike! Strike! Power to the people! Strike!
The grandma's are revolutionizing!
Counting only the syllables may be easy, but giving meaning to the whole is less so
But it's worth trying 
I walk outside as I stand there and watch people protest I cant help but wonder “ why is everyone shouting?” As I listen closer I hear some yell “ STAND UP FOR PAPER STRAWS” paper straws?… they can’t be serious I think but just as I’m going to finish my thought suddenly someone rips my drink out of my hand “HEY!” I yell suddenly they yell back “WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A PLASTIC STRAW!?” ofcourse my “ low fat, 1% milk, low cal, 1 pump caramel, suger free vanilla and light ice Dunkin’ Donuts drink“ HAD to come with a plastic straw I stand there trying to come up with the words when suddenly the protester THROWS my drink at my face “Ha” they say and then dissapear into the crowd of people I stand there and say softly “all because of a plastic straw…” I look up to see a billboard “ mayor has just banned paper straws “ I’m shocked as I see the biillboard “ i should be more mad “ I say after all I am a turtle…
The sewage is making animals even crazier.