linus is best villager

[linus-enthusiast]

top 5 reasons why:
1. he’s linus
2. he has a funne beerd
3. come on, how can you not like linus
4. he gave me a fish in the post one time and that was epic of him
5. did i mention he’s linus

 

[nightknu]

so true

 

[MissDandy]

But my man eats trash, not too epic of him

Edit: Okay. His tent is pretty lit.

 

[FairyRing]

But my man eats trash, not too epic of him

. He finds the good stuff in the trash to eat, he's resourceful. His tent is lit.
Team Linus! living his best life.

 

[hexnessie]

Also he moved to Pelican Town because it has a good library. That's some top-level priorities in vagrancy!

 

[Lew Zealand]

But my man eats trash, not too epic of him

Edit: Okay. His tent is pretty lit.

Ah, but during Summer evenings he gets to eat warm leftovers after the Sun has left them simmering to perfection in the hot cans all day.

Our friend has learned how to find the little pleasures in life wherever they present themselves.

 

[nightknu]

But my man eats trash, not too epic of him

so do we !!

 

[Greengrass]

so do we !!

Exactly lol

 

[MissDandy]

so do we !!

Do we really though? Not a big trash person myself. I prefer some nice cool & slimy pond algae after a hard day's work, I'll have you know.

Ah, but during Summer evenings he gets to eat warm leftovers after the Sun has left them simmering to perfection in the hot cans all day.

This though, I suppose, makes it sound just a touch more appealing. Maybe I should reconsider my strict no-trash-for-dinner policy.

 

[One More Day]

Ah, but during Summer evenings he gets to eat warm leftovers after the Sun has left them simmering to perfection in the hot cans all day.

At least it's still warm. Rice pudding is utterly revolting when freshly cooked; I can't imagine anyone would ever eat it cold

 

[Magically Clueless]

i mean to be fair, you can find diamonds in the trash. shoot i'd go dumpster diving more all the time if that applied to irl

 

[hexnessie]

i mean to be fair, you can find diamonds in the trash. shoot i'd go dumpster diving more all the time if that applied to irl

Plus everyone is happy to eat fruit that had been picked up and dropped by bats (and probably peed/pooped on by said bats) in their fruit cave.

I mean, BATS.

Haven't people heard of viruses?!

I'd take dumpster diamonds over bat fruit anyday.

 

[FairyRing]

I love where this thread has found itself.

 

[MissDandy]

Haven't people heard of viruses?!

Not recently that I can think of, no

 

[Confused]

He also gives the farmer the best fishing bait ever-

Linus is king.

 

[One More Day]

Plus everyone is happy to eat fruit that had been picked up and dropped by bats (and probably peed/pooped on by said bats) in their fruit cave.

I mean, BATS.

Haven't people heard of viruses?!

Only noobs pick fruit bats anyway. Daily mushrooms or GTFO.

Spoiler

Unless you're speedrunning CC, obviously then you pick bats, but that's an edge case

 

[FairyRing]

I'm Batman.

 

[LRangerR]

But my man eats trash, not too epic of him

Edit: Okay. His tent is pretty lit.

You do know what cheese is, right?

 

[PoppyForPenny]

Who was throwing rocks at his tent? Or vandalizing it so he has to scrub the paint off?

 

[HorrorCat]

Who was throwing rocks at his tent? Or vandalizing it so he has to scrub the paint off?

If I had to guess, Sam.