Let’s rename Stardew Valley with honest titles.

[Farmer Evie]

Try and destroy a corporate monopoly with inedible apples, a purple wizard, and a dead grandpa! (New Switch 2 expansion - Get drunk and dead in the mines!)

 

[Miretar]

Fighting against capitalism with magical apples and occasional farming

Farm Boy, Farm Girl, fetch this…..

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Farm Boy, Farm Girl, fetch this…..

As you wish! Why do I hear that title read in voice of Buttercup from Princess Bride? lol

 

[guess my name's Bobo now]

Do fake chores to avoid real chores

 

[zack123]

It was all the weird drugs an old man with a purple beard gave you. You've been in the hospital in a coma since then.

 

[LRangerR]

Magical Apple Simulator with Friends

 

[RennyBenny]

Be The MC In A Wizard's Crackpot Farming Daydream

 

[GarlicLover]

Farmer (name) and the Quest for Inventory Space.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Farmer (name) and the Quest for Inventory Space.

I am sorry but this is so real!

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Reach your goal of 10k steps to get weather where you don't have to water your crops!

 

[WanderingWendaline]

Do fake chores to avoid real chores

And the sequel: do fake sleep to avoid real sleep

 

[Yogurt_The_Cow]

MARNIE AND THE MICROWAVE SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Qi Follows

the blue man stalks your every move

 

[Dreyski]

(directly inspired by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Englishman_Who_Went_up_a_Hill_but_Came_down_a_Mountain)

The Farmer who went up a mountain and came down 120 floors in an elevator.

 

[GarlicLover]

(directly inspired by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Englishman_Who_Went_up_a_Hill_but_Came_down_a_Mountain)

The Farmer who went up a mountain and came down 120 floors in an elevator.

The Skull Caverns variant: The Farmer who fell several floors down a shaft (if they're lucky).

 

[Lothengriol]

Timeflew Valley.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

When you're in the Skull Cavern looking for iridium ore and you realise it is 1:40 am and you forgot your return scepter and don't have any warp totems.

 

[Hollyfox]

born to farm forced to fish(and other things)

 

[User/Name_]

Become Vincent's Favourite Person Simulator

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

PressYToRage.com/stardewvalleyfishingSUCKS!