Let’s rename Stardew Valley with honest titles.

[Farmer Evie]

Try and destroy a corporate monopoly with inedible apples, a purple wizard, and a dead grandpa! (New Switch 2 expansion - Get drunk and dead in the mines!)

 

[Miretar]

Fighting against capitalism with magical apples and occasional farming

Farm Boy, Farm Girl, fetch this…..

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Farm Boy, Farm Girl, fetch this…..

As you wish! Why do I hear that title read in voice of Buttercup from Princess Bride? lol

 

[guess my name's Bobo now]

Do fake chores to avoid real chores