Hat trouble...

Lew Zealand

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"Stop right there! You will not be coming into this relatively mostly clean house wearing someone else's Trashcan as a hat! I was wondering what that awful clanking was approaching the house and was ready to hide in the closet if Maru was riding up in another one of her ridiculous contraptions."
"And then I see you with potato peels hanging off your face, walking around like you got a new pair of earrings or something equally unlikely. Outside with you! That tin sombrero stays out with all your Farm junk collection in those boxes you have hiding behind the Slime Hutch."
"Yeah, I know about those. Don't you think I just let you go off playing in the yard with your friend Robin all day and not keep track of you."
"Just how many days in a row is she gonna be here, it's been like 3 weeks now and it's almost Spring! Half done? Are you sure she's not milking this for extra g..."
"Oh! Yeah right, Demetrius and Sebastian, heh they're probably a pain to be cooped up all Winter with in the same house. That sounds reasonable. Especially Sebastian, right? I mean..."
"Who'd want to be cooped up with him in a tiny house and a dank dark cellar... So close there's barely any room to move..."
"Oh, fightin' words, eh? Let's just step outside Ms. Can o' Baked Beans and settle this once and for all!"


...to be continued in another thread*.





* because I'm very tired and tried to write that thread twice already but got nuttin' good, yet weirdly this one came out in the Haberdashery here.
 

FairyRing

Farmer
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"Stop right there! You will not be coming into this relatively mostly clean house wearing someone else's Trashcan as a hat! I was wondering what that awful clanking was approaching the house and was ready to hide in the closet if Maru was riding up in another one of her ridiculous contraptions."
"And then I see you with potato peels hanging off your face, walking around like you got a new pair of earrings or something equally unlikely. Outside with you! That tin sombrero stays out with all your Farm junk collection in those boxes you have hiding behind the Slime Hutch."
"Yeah, I know about those. Don't you think I just let you go off playing in the yard with your friend Robin all day and not keep track of you."
"Just how many days in a row is she gonna be here, it's been like 3 weeks now and it's almost Spring! Half done? Are you sure she's not milking this for extra g..."
"Oh! Yeah right, Demetrius and Sebastian, heh they're probably a pain to be cooped up all Winter with in the same house. That sounds reasonable. Especially Sebastian, right? I mean..."
"Who'd want to be cooped up with him in a tiny house and a dank dark cellar... So close there's barely any room to move..."
"Oh, fightin' words, eh? Let's just step outside Ms. Can o' Baked Beans and settle this once and for all!"


...to be continued in another thread*.





* because I'm very tired and tried to write that thread twice already but got nuttin' good, yet weirdly this one came out in the Haberdashery here.
It's a good look for you I like how the tarnis...I mean the muted silver goes with the purple and turquoise shirt and skirt combo. Abby needs to get her purple Sebby loving head out of her....maybe I'm too tired to add more. :bear:

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FairyRing

Farmer
some more hat trouble...

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Mining pan hat? or related to Qi and Razzi? nah!
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When you accidentally show up to your wedding with your pumpkin head on, but know your Lady will love it anyway.
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This is just a little disturbing and lots of funny
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I'm the Prairie Queen.
 
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"Stop right there! You will not be coming into this relatively mostly clean house wearing someone else's Trashcan as a hat! I was wondering what that awful clanking was approaching the house and was ready to hide in the closet if Maru was riding up in another one of her ridiculous contraptions."
"And then I see you with potato peels hanging off your face, walking around like you got a new pair of earrings or something equally unlikely. Outside with you! That tin sombrero stays out with all your Farm junk collection in those boxes you have hiding behind the Slime Hutch."
"Yeah, I know about those. Don't you think I just let you go off playing in the yard with your friend Robin all day and not keep track of you."
"Just how many days in a row is she gonna be here, it's been like 3 weeks now and it's almost Spring! Half done? Are you sure she's not milking this for extra g..."
"Oh! Yeah right, Demetrius and Sebastian, heh they're probably a pain to be cooped up all Winter with in the same house. That sounds reasonable. Especially Sebastian, right? I mean..."
"Who'd want to be cooped up with him in a tiny house and a dank dark cellar... So close there's barely any room to move..."
"Oh, fightin' words, eh? Let's just step outside Ms. Can o' Baked Beans and settle this once and for all!"


...to be continued in another thread*.





* because I'm very tired and tried to write that thread twice already but got nuttin' good, yet weirdly this one came out in the Haberdashery here.
All of the unnecessary effort for comedy as always, Lew.


I still love it! :grin:
 
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