Give me extremely stupid challenge ideas?

NotSoSnarky

Tiller
The more stupid/out there that you can think of the better. Now, I want something that I can actually do without cheats or mods, complete vanilla playthrough option only.

Though remixed bundles or mine rewards are fine. As long as it's in game, it's fine.
 

HedgehogIII

Farmer
You must be dating every marriage candidate by year 2 and you must reach perfection without triggering a dating everyone cutscene. Rabbit’s foot is not allowed
 

HedgehogIII

Farmer
No farm animals (just dog/cat/turtle)

it’s still possible because you can get all of them except goat milk and large eggs which as long as you have normal bundles you’ll be fine with out, except for shipping purposes. Just get as far as possible
 

chemster

Tiller
How about a greedy challenge? You can't sell anything until it reaches its maximum possible price. So: no selling fish until you reach level 10 fishing (and choose the profession there that gives you the extra fishing price); although actually you can't sell regular fish at all; they need to be smoked fish. And, of course, you need the artisan profession before you can sell artisan goods. I guess fish that will sell for less than 75 gold (before smoking) can be turned into sushi and sold. Only one piece of each crop may be sold un-pickeld/kegged/dried; the rest must be processed. And so on. You'll get lots of money... eventually. The beginning will be a slog, though. For extra difficulty, do this on 25% profits. Oh, and you can only sell the fishing tackle that you find, not the tackle you make. Oh, and let's put a limit on buying things. You can never spend more than 10% of your total gold in hand (measured at the beginning of that day).
 
Reach the walnut room with <20% completion
If you do that, try <15%

Reach Ginger Island with all skills below level 5 except for one

Make 5 million G without entering pelican town (This means no community centre/Joja mart, along with no bookseller, no Pierre's, no Clint's, and NO BEACH until you get the community upgrade for the shortcut from Cindersap Forest)
 

Quirinea

Farmer
Never use any teleports or transports other than bus and boat (i.e. no minecarts, warp obelisks, warp totems etc.), and don't get a horse.
 
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