Forum Game: Misquoting People

[BeenASon]

Oh wow aren't these things like super heavy? I use a fruit basket.

Do they hurt?

 

[Nonak]

Whats the best fruit to put in the fruit basket to use it as a weapon?

Idk maybe lemons cuz spraying their juice into someone's eyes will hurt
I've never held a durian in my life but big spikes smelly thing doesn't seem too bad for a weapon

 

[BeenASon]

I use my big spikey pair of balls to hit people.

wowio.

 

[Nonak]

Meteor hammers are cool, but why do you have a pair

I mean double meteor hammer is twice as cool as a normal one, no?

 

[BeenASon]

I take everything you write in the gc and expose it to the public on a different website.

HUH? WHERE'S THE PARROT MOD? BAN EM.

 

[Nonak]

Imma become a mod just to ban you

Oh wow. You really hate me so much you want to ban me yourself?

 

[BeenASon]

Oh wow. I want to become a mod to ban the entire gc!

What do you have against the gc?

 

[Nonak]

Group chats shouldn't exist at all

Why, are they too fun to be in?

 

[Nonak]

I do too

Well i actually dont, but a bunch of my classmates do
Are they worth it?

 

[BeenASon]

Well i actually dont, but a bunch of my classmates do
I prefer drinking alcohol.

REALLY?

 

[Nonak]

Best alcohol?

I think you know the answer.... its glicerol

 

[BeenASon]

Budlight.

Never tried it since I'm sober.

 

[Nonak]

Try budlight it's better

Never heard of it, but why are you advertising drinks that i can't buy to me at the first place?

 

[BeenASon]

Never heard of it, I buy generic twenty pack cases.

How fast do you chug down a case?

 

[Nonak]

Немецкое слово для "дочь" похоже на английское "тостер"

Why are you speaking Russian all of the sudden?

 

[Glasia]

英語は言いません。器物事務残は馬鹿ですか？オランダの悪魔を愛します。

Since when do you speak Japanese? Edit: After I ran that through the translator, I agree that Muzan Kibutsuji was a dumb donkey. He killed random people and made them to demons w/o willing consent.

 

[BeenASon]

لدي امرأتان مخطفتان في قبو منزلي.

You speak Arabic?

 

[Nonak]

Hopefully no one bothers to translate the sentence in Arabic above.

Too late, I already did

 

[BeenASon]

我喜歡有錢、女人和槍。

Now your speaking chinese?

 

[Nonak]

I use other languages to say weird crap

Yeah I see that