Forum Game: Misquoting People

[BeenASon]

אני אוכל עכשיו עץ אלון על גג בן הדוד שלי.

What language even is that?

 

[Nonak]

I ask questions answers to which are googleable in 3 seconds here for the sake of the game

Anyways, it the language that isn't spoken by stickbugs

 

[Nonak]

So I fight with stray cats, you fight with homeless people...

I mean sometimes I feel like i don't get enough sparring in, and I gotta prepare for competitions, so ye sometimes I do that as a little practice

 

[BeenASon]

I mean sometimes I feel like i don't have enough time so I instead release my dog on them.

The doggo on em? Wow.

 

[Nonak]

The doggo wins every time I suppose?

Yeah, and after we don't need to feed her as she js eats the corpse for a few days

 

[BeenASon]

Btw I'm actually conspiring to become a local legend before you.

Yeah good luck with that because I have twice your message count.

 

[Nonak]

Btw I hire people to write messages for me thats why my message count is so high

So doing anything for that local legend title huh?

 

[BeenASon]

So doing anything for that local legend title huh? I get my sister to write my messages.

My little sister can't type but that be a good idea when she can.

 

[Nonak]

My little sister can't type but when she can, I'll force her to write messages all day to get to the top of every leaderboard here

That's a bit too much for some virtual numbers, no?

 

[Slimeglasses]

Me too. I'll do anything for virtual numbers.

Oh, ok. Wow.

 

[BeenASon]

I'm in danger as a local legend!

From who?

 

[Slimeglasses]

WHOO

BaAaH

 

[Nonak]

Virtual numbers are our everything! This isn't a place to hang out and talk about the game we love, this is a race in messages, reaction scores and trophies! Only the ones with no life and quickest fingers get to the top!

Can we calm down for a bit?

 

[BeenASon]

Can we calm down for a bit? My sister had a stroke so she can't slave away right now.

Wow where is she at?

 

[Slimeglasses]

Wow where is she at? I want to force her to write messages for me.

You have a problem

 

[BeenASon]

I'm waging war against shadow creatures to force them to write messages for me MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Evil.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Shadow people are evil.

Wow. Typical human. If we're different, we're evil, apparently. You even do it to each other!

 

[BeenASon]

I eat broken lock parts.

Does it taste good?

 

[Slimeglasses]

Does it taste good? I only ever eat sewage pipes.

Yes. Both taste good. For us slimes at least. It's a little weird for a human to do that though ngl.

 

[BeenASon]

Yes. Both taste good. For us slimes at least. It's a little weird for a human to do that though ngl. I eat the sewers pipe of your aunt's home.

But her building is a six story and the pipes are overflowed with goo....