Forum Game: Misquoting People

[ThatOneTposingDude]

I HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA, AND WE'RE NOT LYING ABOUT IT ANYMORE

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[Slimeglasses]

We're just responding to the things people didn't say with "..." now.

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[Lew Zealand]

I think great thoughts and have flawless plans to rule the world but really you all aren't smart enough to understand so I ain't sayin' nuthin'.

Wow so modest yet you deign to share your valuable time with us. Such a giver.

 

[BeenASon]

I have a confession........ I don't live in SouthCal. I live in Washington DC and am a CIA agent.

I KNEW IT!

 

[Glasia]

I KILLED IT!

OK, I'll call the police.

 

[BeenASon]

I'm a illegal immigrant from Zimbabwe living in Germany.

Understandable. The economy is really terrible there no?

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Not understandable. It is really explosive there.

Why did you explode Zimbabwe!!??!!??

 

[Nonak]

Yo guys let's make a drug nuke, explode it over Nigeria and take over it while everyone is high

What is going in in your head????

 

[Contented-Slime]

Bro it's taken over my head....

WHY IS EVERYONE HIGH???? I'm scared

 

[Nonak]

I love being high, the view on anything is way better from there

I do too, especially climbing tall trees!

 

[Contented-Slime]

I eat tall trees

......Are you a beaver???

 

[Nonak]

I have 37 beavers living with me

Oh wow thats alotta beavers. How is any of your furniture still alive?

 

[Contented-Slime]

Why is your furniture dead?? Did I eat it in my sleep?

Trick question: it was never alive in the first place. And yes, you did sleep-eat my furniture.

 

[Nonak]

Random people come into my house and eat my furniture while I sleep. Anyone with the same issue?

Dang, I thought I was the only one experiencing this but I guess I'm not alone

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

I was the person who came into your house and ate their furniture

Why were you breaking and entering into contented-slimes house?

 

[Contented-Slime]

Why were you breaking and entering into @Contented-Slime's house to eat an armchair?

You have perfect grammar now, and my armchair is fine, thank you very much

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

You have imperfect grammar

how could I fix it?

 

[Contented-Slime]

I FIXED IT

GUUUUD JOOOOOB

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

while True:
    print("G"+"U"*100+"D"+" J"+"O"*120+"B")

wow, you know python?

 

[Contented-Slime]

I know python!

Can you teach me? I'm doing this coding competition and I need to learn.