Forum Game: Misquoting People

[Contented-Slime]

Hi! In this game you misquote the person that went before you
You do this by replying to their comment but changing the area of the quote
Do whatever, just don't change the user number or the post number

 

[Contented-Slime]

This is an example of a misquote

Then you write something here about what that person (supposedly) said, which will then be misquoted by the next person

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

This is the second post in the thread, detailing the rules further.

I am the Original_________Starwalker

 

[Lew Zealand]

I am an Origami Swanfolder

That's nice and all but I'll have you know that receiving a terminal Masters is a feather in some people's caps.

 

[BeenASon]

I hate Linus.

Wow how can you? Do you even play Stardew Valley? I didn't except this from you Lew!
(I was gonna make the same game lol @Contented-Slime. I woulda named it pseudo quoting tho.)

 

[Nonak]

Yeas Linus hating club let's goooooo! Linus sucks, Shane is the best npc in the game!

What did Linus do to y'all

 

[BeenASon]

Joja is the best thing to happen to the town.

Oh wow really?

 

[Nonak]

Escargot is the best healing food in the game

Nah imo banana pudding is better and easier to get

 

[BeenASon]

Krobus is a disgusting creature.

Racism against shadow monsters? Marlon is gonna beat your ass.

 

[Nonak]

How much g do you need to bribe Marlon so he doesn't beat my ass?

10k should be enough but pay a little extra just to be sure

 

[BeenASon]

Slimes are really disgusting.

Well there slimey but not disgusting.

 

[Nonak]

I'm projecting my hate on monsters on you

Yeah I think that's exactly what youre doing

 

[BeenASon]

I really hate old people. They should not get benefits.

Wow really? You hate your grandma too?

 

[Nonak]

I'm actually evil and hate everything alive in this world

And the stardew world too huh?

 

[Contented-Slime]

I have an admission:
I don't even play the game

SCANDAL!

 

[BeenASon]

I'm actually pretending to be a slime. I'm a bat undercover to inflirate these forums.

TRAITOR! KILL EM SLIMEGLASSES.

 

[Nonak]

I'm not a son I'm female and therefore a daughter btw

Bro loves nirvana so much he lied about his gender to be named after the song

 

[Slimeglasses]

[Censored because of explicit content]

What the- Guys? I think Nonak got hacked...

 

[Nonak]

Guys, I hacked Nonak

Funny thing, I literally had a dream last night about someone hacking me

 

[Slimeglasses]

People are hacking my brain while I slept and gave me weird dreams. I cannot be trusted.

That seems problematic. Have you tried getting help with your schizophrenia?