Writing Diary of a Scary Clown Assisting a Speedrunner

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Ok, here goes nothing,

Chapter the I:

My name is Scary Clown and I am tired of working for Joja. Hell is better than this! I have an email saying a farmer who got rich in a month by selling iridium quality starfruit wine has hired me to be her farmhand. So I ride get this bus that takes me to Stardew Valley where that weird "farmer" lives. I pass through a desert completely filled with kegs on my way to that valley.

It's something that would be normal for the dimension I come from, not Earth! I arrive at the farm. It is filled with barns and ponds, mostly. I see a greenhouse, a bunch of junimos working for free, a giant farmhouse and a sight saying: "I beat perfection in Summer Year 1 using perfection waivers!!" No idea what that means... I approach the multi-trillionare farmer and she points an axe at me...

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Here is my fanfic. No one wrote about being a farmhand, so I will.

 

[WanderingWendaline]

I love everything about this

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I love everything about this

It's about a cursed clown who becomes a farmhand for a Stardew Valley speedrunner. I made it as bizzare as possible, don't worry!

 

[WanderingWendaline]

It's about a cursed clown who becomes a farmhand for a Stardew Valley speedrunner. I made it as bizzare as possible, don't worry!

That reminds me of a multiplayer farm I had with some friends once We all had crazy characters with equally silly backstories

 

[Gamer1234556]

Damn, we're getting a ton of fanfics now, huh?
Not that I am complaining. Can't wait to see more!

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Ok, what should the speedrunner's name be? (She's female)

 

[WanderingWendaline]

Hmmm... A few suggestions
Goose
Mia
Jubilant
Dumfoozle
I chose slightly dumb names on purpose, but if you want something more serious I can do those too.
Oh, also fish. Or just any fish related name
Or turbo. Because speed

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Hmmm... A few suggestions
Goose
Mia
Jubilant
Dumfoozle
I chose slightly dumb names on purpose, but if you want something more serious I can do those too.
Oh, also fish. Or just any fish related name
Or turbo. Because speed

How about Dumboozle, Goose and Fish?

 

[WanderingWendaline]

How about Dumboozle, Goose and Fish?

That sounds excellent

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I also have a picture for what the speedrunner will look like...

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

The winner is...
Qenny!

Chapter II:

So apparently she was just chopping down a tree. It was I weird tree, too. I could feel magic coming out of it. I ask her "Yoooooooooo, what's your name?" She says, "Qenny Bobothy McLynx the 153rd." I swear, she says for me to shut up and get to work. "Those ancient fruit wines won't harvest themselves!" After harvesting the wine and putting them in these weird barells in her basement, I take a good look at her.

She has black freckles on her legs, not going to ask about that... Green hair looks interesting, but who I am I to say that I have red hair. Blue eyes, weird shoes and a very puffy dress, probably from the 1800s. A see a giant pillar.

When I touch it, I seem to be teleported to a tropical island. I chat with an old woman

and make friends with her. We talk and talk and talk. It's getting late. Neither of us care. "Oh my watch says 2:00 am! Oh well, who really cares anyway." I say as I pass out...