Ok, here goes nothing,
Chapter the I:
My name is Scary Clown and I am tired of working for Joja. Hell is better than this! I have an email saying a farmer who got rich in a month by selling iridium quality starfruit wine has hired me to be her farmhand. So I ride get this bus that takes me to...
does anyone else notice Linus will spy on people in the bathhouse/spa, its really weird and creepy, there should be a dialogue you can say to him when he is doing it to be like, what the heck dude,