Nonak
Local Legend
Granted, but you're only speedy when you're half asleep.I wish for super speed.
I wish for 3 centimeters of
tape.Granted, but you're only speedy when you're half asleep.I wish for super speed.
tape.Perfect I’m always half asleepGranted, but you're only speedy when you're half asleep.
I wish for 3 centimeters oftape.

I consider that a good thing.Perfect I’m always half asleep
Granted but it’s old and no longer works.
I wish for a large coffee
@ak Two sweeteners and almond milk please and thank you!I consider that a good thing.
Granted, but I make it for you.
I wish to know how to make coffee as a two footed dog.
You forgot to mention another ingredient: lots of fur.@ak Two sweeteners and almond milk please and thank you!
Granted but your tail gets in the way.
Granted they are glued to our face.You forgot to mention another ingredient: lots of fur.
We didn't make a wish, so here it is: I wish to always call Nonak "ak"
Granted, but remember thats you name too
I wish to never lose my glasses again.
Solves the problem I guess...Granted they are glued to our face.
I wish I was on vacation.
Granted but it heats up so fast it explodes.Solves the problem I guess...
Granted, but I can't decide where to go.
I wish my glue gun would heat up faster.
NooooOOOoGranted but it heats up so fast it explodes.
I wish for a home aquarium for my crabs.
are happy.Yay! Happy Crabbies!t
NooooOOOo
Granted, but it's gigantic and you need to move out to a different place to fit it. But theare happy.
I wish for a new gun that doesn't explode.
Granted, but its so large we get lost at least once a week.Yay! Happy Crabbies!
Granted but my crabs steal it.
I wish for a large home so I can live with my crabs and make art projects with our stolen glue gun.
Granted, but its so large we get lost at least once a week.Yay! Happy Crabbies!
Granted but my crabs steal it.
I wish for a large home so I can live with my crabs and make art projects with our stolen glue gun.
Granted but it’s hidden in a pyramid and removing it or taking a picture will causes those buried in the tomb to haunt your new home.Granted, but its so large we get lost at least once a week.
I wish for a map of my new house.
Granted, but that's the last time it does well.Granted but it’s hidden in a pyramid and removing it or taking a picture will causes those buried in the tomb to haunt your new home.
I wish that my fantasy team does well this week.
Granted, but you get sucked into the game.Granted, but the treasure that the map leads to has already been looted by Laura croft
I wish for the Minecraft mob vote to come back and be better than before
Granted, but we disassemble it to see how it works and I break it in the process.Granted, but you get sucked into the game.
I wish for a new gaming computer.
Granted, but now you're Mr.Qigranted but it becomes a real opossum and eats all your food
I wish to be a witch