Corrupt a Wish!

Nonak

Local Legend
@ak Two sweeteners and almond milk please and thank you!

Granted but your tail gets in the way.
You forgot to mention another ingredient: lots of fur.
We didn't make a wish, so here it is: I wish to always call Nonak "ak"
Granted, but remember thats you name too
I wish to never lose my glasses again.
 
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NooooOOOo

Granted, but it's gigantic and you need to move out to a different place to fit it. But the :crab: are happy.

I wish for a new gun that doesn't explode.
Yay! Happy Crabbies!

Granted but my crabs steal it.
I wish for a large home so I can live with my crabs and make art projects with our stolen glue gun.
 

Nonak

Local Legend
Granted but it’s hidden in a pyramid and removing it or taking a picture will causes those buried in the tomb to haunt your new home.

I wish that my fantasy team does well this week.
Granted, but that's the last time it does well.

I wish for perfect memory so I can remember the map after one look at it.
 
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