[100 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

zack123

zack123

Farmer
EliteDangerGamer said:
granted, but it's always like a shout in your mind and you absolutely hate it

I wish for minecraft bedrock edition to be easy to update on PC
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Sure, granted but the game becomes 10x harder and you are no allowed to complain in any way shape or form. Plus you have to keep on playing the game regularly.
I wish isekais were real.
 
Slimeglasses

Slimeglasses

Farmer
zack123 said:
Sure, granted but the game becomes 10x harder and you are no allowed to complain in any way shape or form. Plus you have to keep on playing the game regularly.
I wish isekais were real.
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Granted, but they no longer are.

I wish to be able to alter my appearance on command whenever I want at no expense to myself.
 
ThatOneTposingDude

ThatOneTposingDude

Planter
Dreyski said:
Granted, but you have no control over what you end up like.

I wish to understand and speak all the world's languages.
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Granted, but that world is Mars, so all you can speak is gibberish.
I wish for a real life JOTPK arcade system, as pictured ingame, for free, delivered to my door, that I can access at any time, without significant energy consumption.
 
Slimeglasses

Slimeglasses

Farmer
ThatOneTposingDude said:
Granted, but that world is Mars, so all you can speak is gibberish.
I wish for a real life JOTPK arcade system, as pictured ingame, for free, delivered to my door, that I can access at any time, without significant energy consumption.
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granted, but you cannot fit the system inside your home through any means or connect it to any power source.

I wish for the next wish I make on these forums* to be granted without being corrupted or twisted in any way.
*I must explicitly state that it is a wish I am making
 
Hollyfox

Hollyfox

Sodbuster
Slimeglasses said:
granted, but you cannot fit the system inside your home through any means or connect it to any power source.

I wish for the next wish I make on these forums* to be granted without being corrupted or twisted in any way.
*I must explicitly state that it is a wish I am making
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Granted, but all the other corrupted wishes come true.

I wish to beat JOTPK.
 
Slimeglasses

Slimeglasses

Farmer
Hollyfox said:
Granted, but all the other corrupted wishes come true.

I wish to beat JOTPK.
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Granted, but this is a guy named JOTPK:
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and you just beat him up. He was a really nice guy.

I wish to own the entire McDonalds industry. The McDonald's industry must still be functioning and making a lot of money.
 
Hollyfox

Hollyfox

Sodbuster
Slimeglasses said:
Granted, but this is a guy named JOTPK: View attachment 33445 and you just beat him up. He was a really nice guy.

I wish to own the entire McDonalds industry. The McDonald's industry must still be functioning and making a lot of money.
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Well dang it. Since your last last wish was to not have your next wish corrupted, I can't corrupt this one!

I wish to get a Junimo Arcade system in-game whenever I beat Junimo kart, so that I can have an entire chest full of them.
 
Slimeglasses

Slimeglasses

Farmer
Hollyfox said:
Well dang it. Since your last last wish was to not have your next wish corrupted, I can't corrupt this one!

I wish to get a Junimo Arcade system in-game whenever I beat Junimo kart, so that I can have an entire chest full of them.
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THANK YOU

Granted, but in-game means in the Junimo Kart game, so you cant actually interact with these arcade systems in the stardew valley game outside of Junimo Kart.

I wish to fix world* hunger.

*earth
 
ThatOneTposingDude

ThatOneTposingDude

Planter
Slimeglasses said:
THANK YOU

Granted, but in-game means in the Junimo Kart game, so you cant actually interact with these arcade systems in the stardew valley game outside of Junimo Kart.

I wish to fix world* hunger.

*earth
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This has been done before; I again answer: Granted, but world thirst doubles.
I wish for Youtube Poops to make a glorious return to the internet, overtaking the brainrot of today's youth, with the return being widespread and a decade long.
 
Slimeglasses

Slimeglasses

Farmer
ThatOneTposingDude said:
This has been done before; I again answer: Granted, but world thirst doubles.
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Oops.
ThatOneTposingDude said:
I wish for Youtube Poops to make a glorious return to the internet, overtaking the brainrot of today's youth, with the return being widespread and a decade long.
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Granted, but it directly replaces the brainrot of today’s youth, and is only heard of or come across by older generations with a deliberate search, or through overhearing a young person today. Additionally, everyone forgets about it right before it returns so it is once again seen as a ridiculous fad owned by gen alpha.

I wish for there to be more possible colors that slimes could potentially be in Stardew valley.
 
ThatOneTposingDude

ThatOneTposingDude

Planter
Slimeglasses said:
Oops.

Granted, but it directly replaces the brainrot of today’s youth, and is only heard of or come across by older generations with a deliberate search, or through overhearing a young person today. Additionally, everyone forgets about it right before it returns so it is once again seen as a ridiculous fad owned by gen alpha.

I wish for there to be more possible colors that slimes could potentially be in Stardew valley.
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Yes, but all are found only in the files.
I wish for Dan
 
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