BeenASon
Local Legend
Granted but the bear hugs you because he likes you and you die.
I wish for a femboy.
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I wish for a femboy.
dragonflySky
Sodbuster
Granted. But it's a robot femboy which gets a software virus and only wants to vacuum the floor.
I wish for resurrection (seeing as I'm dead)
BeenASon
Local Legend
I mean hey now still a femboy.
Granted but you die again.
I wish for all unnecessary screaming to stop.
HellHeater
Farmhand
Granted, now all screaming is well needed
I want all annoying 11 year old kids to be wiped from the face of the internet.
BeenASon
Local Legend
Hey 11 year olds aren't all that bad. 9 year olds however STAY AWAYYYYYYYY to quote Kurt Cobain.
Granted but the Internet is filled with 9 year olds.
I wish for all kids to be a bit more mature.
HellHeater
Farmhand
A certain 11 year old is bad enough for me to want all 11 year olds gone. 9 year olds are more acceptable, they can hardly read (<3) anyway.
Granted but they a- okay I can't say that. They are maturer but it's because world war 3 and they need to find food instead of joking about 67 so they need to take responsibilities.
BeenASon
Local Legend
9 year olds are way more obnoxious because they often attack the person instead of the argument when arguing about something and also there a headache to talk with.
Your wish?
HellHeater
Farmhand
HellHeater
Farmhand
Also that's not exclusive to 9 year olds-
BeenASon
Local Legend
Granted but you die from holding it since it's way too heavy.
I wish for a burger.
BeenASon
Local Legend
But there the most common group that does this imo.
HellHeater
Farmhand
Dang couldn't I just dropped it lol
Granted, your burger has a centipede for mayonnaise
I wish to take a deeeeeeeeeeeeeep and relaxing breath
BeenASon
Local Legend
I hate mayonnaise. I would prefer a centipede over it.
Granted but it's your last breath before you turn into a aux port.
I wish for a girlfriend.
HellHeater
Farmhand
Everything that happened to me happens to you
I wish for you to eat one hundred centipedes that are one century old.
BeenASon
Local Legend
What happened to you?
Granted but I wash them down with water.(Water can make me eat anything.)
I wish for ears that can fit any eartip size.(I hate being a medium.)
HellHeater
Farmhand
not that much tbh I'm being dramatic but it'd take a 4 book series to contain everything lol
Granted, your ears are made of play doh.
I wish to learn how to crochet
BeenASon
Local Legend
I mean damn everyone has problems I guess.
Granted but your crochets are so bad the public revolt and kill you.
I wish for more IEMS.
dragonflySky
Sodbuster
Granted but they fill up your intestines and you die (revenge is sweet)
I wish to have my own interdimensional spaceship
JunimoPikmin
Planter
Granted but every alien you meet stays away from you for unknown reasons.
I wish I was genderless
BeenASon
Local Legend
Well i get my five minute of audiophile heaven.
Granted but the spaceship is loaded with barrels of gas and it lights up. You die.
I wish to not suck at tennis because I suck really bad.