Heyhey, shhhhh keep yer voices down...
I alllmost have Penny convinced that these are special Rabbits, crossed with clumsy millipedes that really find it refreshing not to have so many feet dangling all about to trip over and generally be a time-wasting nuisance since on average one of their shoelaces comes undone every 26 seconds. While that may seem not to be such a burden once you get the hang of tying laces fast, don't forget that neither Rabbits nor millipedes have hands to retie them. I mean, if you could somehow graft a thumb on, where would it go? OK okok and if you go and tell her that now they got these danged Velcro shoes, then the whole jig is up!
So keep it down and maybe we can get CA to upgrade Penny to merely Disliking the dried, mummified severed limb of an intelligent mammal. Butbut, it's really soft n' fluffy!