OK. First off, I didn't need to get an egg first? Marlon saunters along one morning and just
hands you one? He happens to have a Slime Egg in his pocket? In this neck of the woods. At this time of year. On his morning walk to the Farm. For the first time... as he's never been there before. That dude just oozes suspicion...
Where's he keeping them anyway...
Why's he keeping them?
OK OK and then the Hutch comes furnished with an Incubator? After I already made one. Robin failed to mention that tiny detail. Fine finefine, I'll get over it.
So.
Whaddya actually do with these things anyway?
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Can you tell that after ~500 hours in the game this is my first Slime Hutch?
Haha, I just made one for the first time today and was not expecting marlon to go into a rant about is juvenile delinquency and eye-gouging with slimes.
How does a slime gouge your eye, last I checked they were round and called SLIMES marlon.
It's probably a fake story he tells all the Zuzu girls/guys to woo them.
If I could I would too, I wish I could also brag about my money to the villagers, go up to gus or something who says he would have to sell the only individually profitable buissness in town just to get 25,000g.
"hey" *cough "I just bought 1,500,000g in wood and I'm here to buy a million g worth of coffee, up to make a neat profit?"
The villagers must be so confused and scared as I besically spend the entire villages annual GPD on bombs from some hobo in a cave.
Then they come over to my farm and just quitely peek in and it's this jumbled mess of sheds and coops with 100's of gold chickens running and only 3 parsnips as the planted crop in a little cage they must be so terrified.
"Wth have we done inviting this fellow into out humble community Jodi?"
"I wouldn't know for the life of me Carolyn but at least it's good for the economy?"
"He just spent half of the nations yearly military budget on raw peices of gold, and we're at war"
"How does he get all that money? All I see is buildings and paths leading to nowhere, he only has three parsnips ready."
"Oh, there he is now, sh*t he's fast, and is that glowing, colour channging clothing?", "Mother of joba, jodi, his horse just appeared next to him, And it's wearing a hat"
"I think I'm going to faint, I'm so light-headed right now. The children told me not to come here, Carolynn, even my liver is hurting" "I don't know how Emily survives all this, Oh, there she is, on the porch, she looks fine"
"She's staring into the distance while doing nothing and just told the farmer that he woke up late after he's been up for more than 8 hours" "Joba, even the dog has been running into the same cliffside for the last 30 minutes"
"I really think we should go Carolynn"
"No, one sec, he just touched the weird tiki tower and dissapeared"
"We should really get going"
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stepstepstepstepstepstepstepstep
"Oh no, he just appeared at his doorstep and is running right at us!"
"Hello?, uh, must be Lewis with one of his tax proposals, I SAID LEWIS, I'm not selling the produce until I get 100,000,000 one the sale and if you pester me again, I'll turn you into a dove like my children!"
"Holy Joba Jodi, you were right, he's as crazier than peirre when he digs into his stash, we need to go and tell everyone"
"No. No, we musn't, if he were to learn he would turn us all to doves!"
"Are you sure he didnt call bluff?"
"Oh I am Jodi, after all we've seen just today, I've also heard that he recently dug more than four kilometers into the crust 'for funsies' and to 'beat my priz shard one-run pb', I don't even know what the joba that is!"
"You're right, we must keep this a secret till the day he dies"
"Are you sure he dies?"
"I'm not sure about anything anymore, carolynn, yesterday I saw him smashing down the door to young alex's house with an axe while yelling 'My, ughhh, these d*mn npc schedules are ruining my step manip plan,
just get out of your house so I can gift you!'"
"Yeah, we need to go now, help me up, my head is throbbing from the stress"
Sorry for going off on a tangent.
Thanks for reading my little comedy skit if you reached this far, it was a load of fun to write but took a long time to do so and please leave some feedback if you liked it.
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