Corrupt a Wish!

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I wish for Boba tea

Granted but they didn’t cook the tapioca peals enough and it’s toxic to drink.

I wish my chores did themselves.

 

[Nonak]

Granted but they didn’t cook the tapioca peals enough and it’s toxic to drink.

I wish my chores did themselves.

Granted, but they want music to make it more fun and I have to listen to the same song over and over (they only like one).

I wish I could attract balls with my feet (when I get unwormed) so I don't have to pick them up all the time.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Ok, I missed a wish, so I get two granted!
I wish for edible sand to be delivered in a box to my house tomorrow.
And I wish for that sand to taste like anything I want it to.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Granted, but they want music to make it more fun and I have to listen to the same song over and over (they only like one).

I wish I could attract balls with my feet (when I get unwormed) so I don't have to pick them up all the time.

Do I get to pick the song?

Granted but they became flat once they touch you.

Ok, I missed a wish, so I get two granted!
I wish for edible sand to be delivered in a box to my house tomorrow.
And I wish for that sand to taste like anything I want it to.

Granted, but if you eat it you become the sand.

I wish my crabs wore little hats.

 

[Nonak]

Do I get to pick the song?

No, we get to pick one song they can't choose.

I wish my crabs wore little hats.

Granted, but I make them and it takes ages.

I wish for one ukulele string.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

No, we get to pick one song they can't choose.


Granted, but I make them and it takes ages.

I wish for one ukulele string.

I’m still confused about who is picking the song?

Granted but your ukulele has now become flute.

I wish for an ice coffee.

 

[Nonak]

I’m still confused about who is picking the song?

Granted but your ukulele has now become flute.

I wish for an ice coffee.

The chores.

Granted, but it really is a block of ice that won't unfreeze.

I wish for another string for my flute.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

The chores.

Granted, but it really is a block of ice that won't unfreeze.

I wish for another string for my flute.

What did they pick?

Granted but it’s string cheese.

 

[Nonak]

What did they pick?

Granted but it’s string cheese.

Something beyond our hearing capacity.

String cheese is awesome. And since there's no wish I assume your wish is to make no wish. Granted, but now we're banned from this thread and are playing illegally.

I wish to be a better friend.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Granted but now everyone is fighting over who is your best friend and all you friends are enemies with each other.

I wish to go back in time and make a wish,so I can reverse the last corruption.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Granted but you go back in time where the earth is on the other side of its rotation

I wish for $5

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but you go back in time where the earth is on the other side of its rotation

I wish for $5

Granted but its 5 dollars for a country where a dollar is 100,000,000,000,000,000 of those dollars is equal to one cent of USD

I wish for microtransactions to cease from existence

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Granted now there are mega transactions and everything is 20x more expensive.
I wish for an infinite supply of 2006 Volkswagen Beettles

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Granted now there are mega transactions and everything is 20x more expensive.
I wish for an infinite supply of 2006 Volkswagen Beettles

Granted but they all miniature toy versions on the car.

I wish for a tea set.

 

[Nonak]

Granted but they all miniature toy versions on the car.

I wish for a tea set.

Granted, but every time you drink tea the leaves try to predict your future. The predictions are always negative and usually don't come true.

I wish for a rubber band that can stretch infinitely.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Granted but it’s alive and screams when ever it gets stretched

I wish for the SCP foundation to be real