Corrupt a Wish!

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Granted, but after choosing a timeline where it didn't, turns out the dog has turned into a parrot and it's irreversible.

I wish to know about the friends I don't know, so I can share Bread the parrot with them.

Granted but they hog him and you get no bread.

I wish for a tower of cheese!

 

[Nonak]

Granted but they hog him and you get no bread.

I wish for a tower of cheese!

*her
Granted, but you steal the cheese for it from the cheese message chain and it collapses, causing and earthquake that ruins your tower too.

I wish to decide.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

*her
Granted, but you steal the cheese for it from the cheese message chain and it collapses, causing and earthquake that ruins your tower too.

I wish to decide.

Granted, but you make the wrong choice.

I wish for a fancy hat.

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but you make the wrong choice.

I wish for a fancy hat.

Granted, but I can't see it and it smells.

I wish for the choice I made to be the only one possible and therefore right.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Granted, but I can't see it and it smells.

I wish for the choice I made to be the only one possible and therefore right.

Granted, but the choice and only option still stinks.

I wish for a miniature horse.

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but the choice and only option still stinks.

I wish for a miniature horse.

Granted, but it constantly gets lost from being so small.

I wish for a soapy grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I wish for a soapy grilled cheese sandwich.

Granted, but it’s just a photo of one.

I wish for cozy slippers.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Granted, but it’s just a photo of one.

I wish for cozy slippers.

Granted, but they fall apart tomorrow. I wish for the ability to erase weird moments in my life.

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but they fall apart tomorrow. I wish for the ability to erase weird moments in my life.

Granted, but you can only erase what I find weird.
I wish worm life was easier.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Granted, but all the worms are extinct. I wish for you to give me a list of jokes (funny)

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but all the worms are extinct. I wish for you to give me a list of jokes (funny)

Granted, but they're funny according to my sister:
- Poop ate poopy poop
- "my brother pooped his pants!"
- <non translatable wordplay that ends up with cow = poop>
- "I'm gonna feed you your [you know what atp]
- [farting sounds]

I wish she didn't do all of the above around me.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Granted, but now her topic is murder. I wish for you're crabs to become my crabs. And for pizza.

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but now her topic is murder. I wish for you're crabs to become my crabs. And for pizza.

Granted, but since you have two wishes only one can come true. Here's your pizza:
I wish for you to tell me if its realistic to use 3 grams of paint for every 10 cm² of surface.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Granted, but since you have two wishes only one can come true. Here's your pizza:
I wish for you to tell me if its realistic to use 3 grams of paint for every 10 cm² of surface.

Granted but you're deaf now and can't hear me explain. I wish for your crabs to become my crabs.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Granted but you're deaf now and can't hear me explain. I wish for your crabs to become my crabs.

Study shows that you should wish.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Granted but you're deaf now and can't hear me explain. I wish for your crabs to become my crabs.

I did wish.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I wish for your crabs to become my crabs.

Granted but they aren’t happy about it and pinch you.

i wish for you to give the crabs back.

 

[Caviar]

Granted but you're deaf now and can't hear me explain. I wish for your crabs to become my crabs.

Granted, but they still only like Nonak so they all bite you.

I wish for Haunted Chocolatier to release today.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Granted but they aren’t happy about it and pinch you.

i wish for you to give the crabs back.

Granted, but I've I infested their minds

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I wish for Haunted Chocolatier to release today.

Granted but the early release causes it to crash and CA has to start over from the beginning.

Granted, but I've I infested their minds

you forgot your wish again

I wish for super speed.