AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid
Sodbuster
Granted but now you have to go to school/work on weekends and public holidays. I wish for my scholarship application to be accepted.
Corrupt a Wish!
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Gridball Pom Queen
Farmer
Granted, but you have to share it with all the other applicants, so you each get a dollar.
I wish I didn’t need to sleep.
I wish I didn’t need to sleep.
AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid
Sodbuster
Granted, but you look like a sleepless zombie if you don't sleep (it's optional).
I wish I could finish one of the books I'm writing.
I wish I could finish one of the books I'm writing.
Hedhogthe3rd
Farmer
Granted, you used your finishing move on your writing. It was decimated.
i wish for a fish to do the dishes
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Gridball Pom Queen
Farmer
Pst pst pst… your wish.
AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid
Sodbuster
Hedhogthe3rd.... wish.... now... before I sleep...
Gridball Pom Queen
Farmer
So we can crush it 
AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid
Sodbuster
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Hedhogthe3rd
Farmer
Swish swish swish swish
Gridball Pom Queen
Farmer
Granted, but he makes them dirtier rather than cleaner and everything tastes fishy.
I wish for a cupcake.
Nonak
Local Legend
Granted, but you have to share it with someone.
I wish for my math teacher to smile more often.
AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid
Sodbuster
Granted, but now you're failing geography.
Gridball Pom Queen
Farmer
Wishhhhhhhhhhhh
AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid
Sodbuster
Ah, right. I wish for a frog that vaguely resembles @Slimeglasses but in bright orange.
Nonak
Local Legend
Granted, but the frog is pained by the lack of corners
I wish for a good looking caviar pizza drawing.
AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid
Sodbuster
Granted, but you have to pay me $10000 for me to make one.
I wish for my library card to stop being mean.
I wish for my library card to stop being mean.
Gridball Pom Queen
Farmer
Granted, but it’s now afraid to speak up so you end up owing the library thousands of dollars in late fees.
I wish for world peace.
Nonak
Local Legend
Granted, but this has already been wished for, and I invent the no repeating wishes rule. My wish doesn't exist now.
I wish the rule I invented didn't work.
Gridball Pom Queen
Farmer
Granted, but now everyone is annoyed with the repetition of wishes.
I wish my dog didn’t just fart.
Nonak
Local Legend
Granted, but after choosing a timeline where it didn't, turns out the dog has turned into a parrot and it's irreversible.Granted, but now everyone is annoyed with the repetition of wishes.
I wish my dog didn’t just fart.
I wish to know about the friends I don't know, so I can share Bread the parrot with them.