Corrupt a Wish!

[Slimeglasses]

Perfect for so many reasons
Granted, but everyone else stops caring about their looks 'n stuff, you're the only one with good hygiene, the lack of which eventually becomes a social standart, into which you both don't want to and physically can't fit while ot-er pe-ple try to bully you into it and eventually they become so determined to get rid of you that they construct a new planet and try to bribe Impasto into yeeting you on it, but he refuses, and even Sludge is against it, or not really against, he's just too busy trying to find the perfect carrot to revive USSR to be bothered, anyways, humanity realizes too any resourses have been pumped into a whole ass planet that ended up being exploded because some gal decided the recording of that it would blow up on tiktok and there's not enough for everyone to survive and we all die :)

Granted, but its mine.

I wish to not have to erase allat because I couldn't finish it in time.

Granted but I have to laugh.

I wish babies were easier to take care of while being just as rewarding.

 

[Nonak]

Granted but I have to laugh.

I wish babies were easier to take care of while being just as rewarding.

Wow...that's so corrupting

Granted, but now the word 'baby' is replaced with 'expired yogurt' and everyone forgets it's ever been differently.

I wish for someone to overcomplicate the undercomplicated.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but now the word 'baby' is replaced with 'expired yogurt' and everyone forgets it's ever been differently.

Works for me lol

I wish for someone to overcomplicate the undercomplicated.

Granted, but first you have to figure out the core reason why we make idle wishes in the first place.

 

[Nonak]

Works for me lol

Granted, but first you have to figure out the core reason why we make idle wishes in the first place.

Granted, but now

I speak

in

your

quotes

Aww… dang it. I suppose it may be because it’s fun to come up with stuff to say and see what other people did, right?

I wish for there to be no further wars, and for the world to finally become peaceful, starting now.

 

[PurpleMaker]

Granted but if you move you cause a fight. I wish for PIO powers that give me root acess, aren't blocked, and are real.

 

[Nonak]

Granted but if you move you cause a fight. I wish for PIO powers that give me root acess, aren't blocked, and are real.

Granted, but you can't use them until I say you can.
I wish to move without moving.

 

[PurpleMaker]

Granted but now you can't move til I say you can.

 

[PurpleMaker]

I wish for Nonak to say I can use my commands now.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

I wish for Nonak to say I can use my commands now.

Granted but now to use those commands everyone else on the world has to agree, not just nonak, and you can't wish for them all to say yes
I wish for json

 

[PurpleMaker]

Antes but now you and everyone else has to agree to my xommands. I wish for... A jar of nothing.

 

[Nonak]

Granted but now to use those commands everyone else on the world has to agree, not just nonak, and you can't wish for them all to say yes
I wish for json

Granted, but it doesn't work
I wish for PurpleMaker to believe my moth is a whale

I wish for... A jar of nothing.

Granted, but I put something in there so it's not nothing anymore

 

[Glasia]

Granted but your moth IS REALLY a whale.

I wish that I could dodge the tax collector's bullet like Neo does in the Matrix.