Nonak
Local Legend
He loves 'em turned into mayo. Though he also loves just void eggs so idk. I only give him iridium quality horseradishes or pumpkins anyway.
WORST Stardew NPCs
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RennyBenny
Farmer
ooo here we go:
1. qi - big time weirdo, i mean the guy tracks your STEPS, how the hell do you even find that out dude?? and his stupid smirk pisses me off, why are you smirking? because you control the entire world and leave creepy fruit with your face on it everywhere?
2. the hat mouse - that's right. i hate him. he sells wack hats for insane prices when i can just make actual cool ones myself. and his grammar sucks.
3. penny - she just so mopey. i get that her mom is a drunk but from what i've gathered, pam was never abusive to her, she was just out of it, so she doesn't really have a reason to be so angry towards her mom, ESPECIALLY if the player gives her a house and helps her start praying to yoba. and on top of that, she's a grown woman, if she wants to, she can leave town. she just chooses to linger around pelican town and mope.
4. abigail - she just annoys me, i'm not sure why.
5. lewis - this guy sucks. all around. there was money that could've fixed the community center, but hey, who the hell needs that? let's make a solid gold statue of me instead! and while i'm at it, i'll start a relationship with a kind, loving woman and then treat her like a dirty secret and only talk to her at night in the middle of a freaking bush. and just in case no one hated me yet, i'll put evil, invincible, magic, flying purple underwear in my secret basement. and then after that, i'll walk around town and collect everyone's taxes just to make another solid gold statue of myself.
6. FIZZ - OH MY GOD I HATE HIM, THAT VILE LITTLE TURD TAKES YOUR MONEY FOR A 32 PART SCAM WHILE HE LURKS IN A CAVE LIKE A WEIRD CRYPTID, WAITING TO SUCK YOU DRY OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO BETTER JOJACO. IF WE SHOULD BE HATING ANY JOJA WORKERS, ITS THIS GUY.
UNPOPULAR OPINION:
morris isn't a bad guy- HEAR ME OUT OK? the guy does some sucky stuff but that's his job. he's really the fall guy for the real issue we should actually hate, jojaco. honestly if he left the job, i think morris would be a real nice dude. and if we really think about it, the poor guy just sits behind a sad desk in a depressive store all day and presumably all night, just to try to make deals that he doesn't really care about. he probably wants a nice vacation to ginger island...
1. qi - big time weirdo, i mean the guy tracks your STEPS, how the hell do you even find that out dude?? and his stupid smirk pisses me off, why are you smirking? because you control the entire world and leave creepy fruit with your face on it everywhere?
2. the hat mouse - that's right. i hate him. he sells wack hats for insane prices when i can just make actual cool ones myself. and his grammar sucks.
3. penny - she just so mopey. i get that her mom is a drunk but from what i've gathered, pam was never abusive to her, she was just out of it, so she doesn't really have a reason to be so angry towards her mom, ESPECIALLY if the player gives her a house and helps her start praying to yoba. and on top of that, she's a grown woman, if she wants to, she can leave town. she just chooses to linger around pelican town and mope.
4. abigail - she just annoys me, i'm not sure why.
5. lewis - this guy sucks. all around. there was money that could've fixed the community center, but hey, who the hell needs that? let's make a solid gold statue of me instead! and while i'm at it, i'll start a relationship with a kind, loving woman and then treat her like a dirty secret and only talk to her at night in the middle of a freaking bush. and just in case no one hated me yet, i'll put evil, invincible, magic, flying purple underwear in my secret basement. and then after that, i'll walk around town and collect everyone's taxes just to make another solid gold statue of myself.
6. FIZZ - OH MY GOD I HATE HIM, THAT VILE LITTLE TURD TAKES YOUR MONEY FOR A 32 PART SCAM WHILE HE LURKS IN A CAVE LIKE A WEIRD CRYPTID, WAITING TO SUCK YOU DRY OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO BETTER JOJACO. IF WE SHOULD BE HATING ANY JOJA WORKERS, ITS THIS GUY.
UNPOPULAR OPINION:
morris isn't a bad guy- HEAR ME OUT OK? the guy does some sucky stuff but that's his job. he's really the fall guy for the real issue we should actually hate, jojaco. honestly if he left the job, i think morris would be a real nice dude. and if we really think about it, the poor guy just sits behind a sad desk in a depressive store all day and presumably all night, just to try to make deals that he doesn't really care about. he probably wants a nice vacation to ginger island...
RennyBenny
Farmer
proud morris lover here!
Purple Lettuce Underdisgustings is my new favorite phrase
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Nonak
Local Legend
Yes, I don't remember if I've said it already but I really dislike that portrait, can you not look at me like that? Also he works with Fizz.
Do you think a mouse understands what prices are appropriate? I wonder why he needs money anyway. And the bear probably taught him how to write.
The shorts actually haunt his basement, he's unhappy about it so he tried to block them off with that maze.
Also this one portrait...
Or any other one of his for that matter. I don't hate hate him, I just never interact with the dude, please stay away from me.
RennyBenny
Farmer
hey, the guy's running a business, he should understand what he's getting into... even if the bear taught him.
Cuddlebug
Farmer
Well, when you look at some business owners, a lack of knowledge about pricing isn't necessarily a hindrance...
RennyBenny
Farmer
*cough* pierre prices suck *cough*
Nonak
Local Legend
Pretty sure he doesn't know what he's doing at all XD
Maybe he just wanted to share his hats,
thought this is the way because he saw Marnie's shop or something and has no idea what the coins we're giving him are. They aren't even edible!
But yea you probably should understand that if you're opening a shop. Also the fact that putting it in one of the most remote locations possible is not great for business. He doesn't have much choice but still.
Maher
Farmer
Because even when she's married with two kids of her own, she thinks it's clever to beat Jas and Vincent at the egg hunt?
Gamer1234556
Planter
I mean… does she really ever mope in this town? There are a lot of characters that mope and Penny is probably one of the last characters to ever do that. If anything, Penny is probably the most grateful character in the town that tries to make the best of her bad situation. She’s just frustrated with her mom because she has a drinking problem that she never really gets much support for. And I don’t really think she really gets angry at her Mom aside from the moment where she gets defensive over her not cleaning the home and the Saloon. If you want characters that mope, well… Haley and Shane are right there. Same with George, Linus and Sebastian. If anything, Penny is one of the least mopey characters in the Town lol.
Terdin
Farmer
Oh, really? When I look at Penny's and Haley's dialogue, I see a fairly equal amount of mopey lines. One big difference between them is that Penny often talks about the children instead, and Haley talks about the farmer's smell or lack of style. Much of Penny's dialogue reads as "I know I shouldn't complain, but..."
Gamer1234556
Planter
It’s funny, because I found a grand total of one line that starts close to what you are saying. And it’s the line where she admits that complaining about washing dishes is childish. But like… does Pam even clean up for herself? So how would that really be mopey at that point when her Mother doesn’t really clean up after herself and spends so much time at the Saloon.
I mean… Penny is complaining about having to clean a house by herself while her Mom is sulking in the Saloon and in JojaMart. Haley is sulking because she doesn’t want to be in Pelican Town and about how ‘weird’ her sister is… while having to need the farmer to tell her to do chores. I wonder whose the more mopey one here, lol.