Nonak
Local Legend
Gifting to Pam!
Insults that only SDV players understand.
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Lenora Rose
Farmer
AS they said, what else is there to do with them other than eating them yourself or pickling...?
(They sometimes come up in the remixed quality bundle, too...)
stardew_lover6537
Farmhand
yea but the purple shorts is a thing that happens in the game. because lewis loves marnie
Gridball Pom Queen
Farmer
But does he actually? Opinion: If he did live her, he wouldn’t care if people knew. She a very kind soul (even if her work ethic is bad) and he takes advantage of that. He prioritize his reputation over her.
stardew_luv
Farmer
Insult to: @ConcernedApe exactly what is the real deal with the Purple shorts? You don’t just randomly invent a plot line about Purple Shorts. I’m thinking he saw them before Stardew somewhere. Maybe a dude in his high school locker room said they were his lucky game day shorts? A guy named Lewis or with the last name Lewis by chance? He had to have seen them previously. They are not just random creativity. I refuse to believe that. 
stardew_luv
Farmer
Nope he so does not truly care for her. He is using her. If he cared for her really he wouldn’t care what the town said about them. He is ashamed of their relationship hence why he wants you to do the dirty work of retrieving them. He would proudly carry them out if he really loved her.
Imam Fauzi
Cowpoke
stardew_lover6537
Farmhand
But he was like, "My reputation will be ruined!" and stuff like that. Wait. I see where you're coming from. If he ACTUALLY loved her, then yeah, he wouldn't care. But then, what about the bush? ...
Lenora Rose
Farmer
I always wonder; in what reality is a reputation ruined because a single consenting man with a lifetime in government chose to date a single consenting woman his own age who owns her own land and business. Like, what part of that is even a tiny bit inappropriate? The ONLY part is the part where he seems to have no plan to go public and/or ask her to marry him, and that's on him.
Unless he thinks ranchers and farmers are too low class and he's some high noble, which... nope, dude, small town life ain't like that.
stardew_lover6537
Farmhand
yea on the map it calls his house, "Mayor's Manor" when literally it's two rooms. MARNIE has a better house than him and she's got Shane to deal with. But the person with the best house is probably Pierre.
Lothengriol
Sodbuster
Better than Robin's? I think that one is my favorite, though Pierre's gets points for Caroline's greenhouse. Pam's isn't too bad after the upgrade, either.
Hedhogthe3rd
Farmer
You give goblins normal mayonnaise
Hedhogthe3rd
Farmer
(If they're not listening) Did you skip the grandpa cutscene or what?
Hedhogthe3rd
Farmer
You probably ship Sam and Willy