My (late) introduction!

Nonak

Local Legend
Ok ig I'll ask a question:
Have you ever met someone who doesn't seem like a human, but they look normal and you don't even notice anything at first, but then they start to give off weird vibes of sorts, but you're thinking its just you and brush it off, and then gjey invite you for tea, which is cool, why not go have a cup and refusing would b rude, so you go to their place and you have tea together and like talk 'n stuff, but then you notice they put honey in the tea and you don't really wanna be there anymore, but you stay, and they show you their house and it's all blue, and there's asparagrus hung on string from the ceiling and you don't really wanna ask about it, but your curiosity wins, so you do, and they tell you its a secret and try to distract you with all the books they have, but every one of those is in pig latin and every date mentioned in it is between 2333-7890 year, you rub your eyes to make sure you saw it correctly but suddenly you find yourself in some dark place, which isn't really cold but not to say comfortably warm, there's music playing and it seems soooo familiar but you can't figure out where you've heard it, you start walking, and with a sound like a baloon escaping a jello cube you walk into your room, confused as to what the hell was all of that and when you try to tell someone they think you had a weird dream or whatever and no one takes it seriously?
 

Cuddlebug

Farmer
Ok ig I'll ask a question:
Have you ever met someone who doesn't seem like a human, but they look normal and you don't even notice anything at first, but then they start to give off weird vibes of sorts, but you're thinking its just you and brush it off, and then gjey invite you for tea, which is cool, why not go have a cup and refusing would b rude, so you go to their place and you have tea together and like talk 'n stuff, but then you notice they put honey in the tea and you don't really wanna be there anymore, but you stay, and they show you their house and it's all blue, and there's asparagrus hung on string from the ceiling and you don't really wanna ask about it, but your curiosity wins, so you do, and they tell you its a secret and try to distract you with all the books they have, but every one of those is in pig latin and every date mentioned in it is between 2333-7890 year, you rub your eyes to make sure you saw it correctly but suddenly you find yourself in some dark place, which isn't really cold but not to say comfortably warm, there's music playing and it seems soooo familiar but you can't figure out where you've heard it, you start walking, and with a sound like a baloon escaping a jello cube you walk into your room, confused as to what the hell was all of that and when you try to tell someone they think you had a weird dream or whatever and no one takes it seriously?
😉Oh my, how many hop sprouts have you already smoked today 😉 Sounds like you've met some weird future kind of Baba Yaga? 🤔
 

Nonak

Local Legend
😉Oh my, how many hop sprouts have you already smoked today 😉 Sounds like you've met some weird future kind of Baba Yaga? 🤔
1) That never happened to me (thankfully). Meeting Baba Yaga would be cool tho. Or not. Different sourses potray her VERY differently.
2) That's not the weirdest thing I ever wrote I have a stranger and longer one posted in the cursing game.
3) It doesn't come from smoking (or eating) hop sprouts but from studying for exams next week. Probably. I'm not sure actually. Might be from them.
 

Cuddlebug

Farmer
1) That never happened to me (thankfully). Meeting Baba Yaga would be cool tho. Or not. Different sourses potray her VERY differently.
2) That's not the weirdest thing I ever wrote I have a stranger and longer one posted in the cursing game.
3) It doesn't come from smoking (or eating) hop sprouts but from studying for exams next week. Probably. I'm not sure actually. Might be from them.
Hm, I see... What kind of exams will ask such questions?
 

NestorGB

Sodbuster
Ok ig I'll ask a question:
Have you ever met someone who doesn't seem like a human, but they look normal and you don't even notice anything at first, but then they start to give off weird vibes of sorts, but you're thinking its just you and brush it off, and then gjey invite you for tea, which is cool, why not go have a cup and refusing would b rude, so you go to their place and you have tea together and like talk 'n stuff, but then you notice they put honey in the tea and you don't really wanna be there anymore, but you stay, and they show you their house and it's all blue, and there's asparagrus hung on string from the ceiling and you don't really wanna ask about it, but your curiosity wins, so you do, and they tell you its a secret and try to distract you with all the books they have, but every one of those is in pig latin and every date mentioned in it is between 2333-7890 year, you rub your eyes to make sure you saw it correctly but suddenly you find yourself in some dark place, which isn't really cold but not to say comfortably warm, there's music playing and it seems soooo familiar but you can't figure out where you've heard it, you start walking, and with a sound like a baloon escaping a jello cube you walk into your room, confused as to what the hell was all of that and when you try to tell someone they think you had a weird dream or whatever and no one takes it seriously?
What a wierd coincidence! That actually happened not so long ago!
 
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