What's the weirdest Help Wanted Quest you've gotten?

[Draconifors]

Gus wanted a Pufferfish to put under his pillow.

Yes, a Pufferfish.

 

[Maher]

Need Rainbow Trout to serve at my afternoon tea party

He can smell the protein.

 

[MogBeoulve]

Gus wanted a Pufferfish to put under his pillow.

Yes, a Pufferfish.

*pfffffsssssshhhhh* as it deflates

*edit*: no, I forgot, they inflate with water

BLOOSH