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Lew Zealand

Helper
:wizard: Rasmodius graduated at the bottom of his class at South Zuzu Upstairs School For Magicians and has been faking it ever since, an example being the broken Return Sceptre he wields from behind his back that he bought from Krobus at a discount because it takes him randomly around town, leaving him to walk back home. The same one he used in our first cutscene with him when he tried to look all cool, the big faker. He only lives in the Valley because Lewis owed his dad a favor and was about to condemn our Grandpa's oldest decrepit Silo before offering it to Razzie as a unique fixer-upper which Robin was happy to move to the furthest point outside of town so she'd never have to see him again.
 

Luna_Tuna

Planter
:wizard: Rasmodius graduated at the bottom of his class at South Zuzu Upstairs School For Magicians and has been faking it ever since, an example being the broken Return Sceptre he wields from behind his back that he bought from Krobus at a discount because it takes him randomly around town, leaving him to walk back home. The same one he used in our first cutscene with him when he tried to look all cool, the big faker. He only lives in the Valley because Lewis owed his dad a favor and was about to condemn our Grandpa's oldest decrepit Silo before offering it to Razzie as a unique fixer-upper which Robin was happy to move to the furthest point outside of town so she'd never have to see him again.
I didn’t know Rasmodius had this much lore lol
 

ruecharli

Greenhorn
Share your hot take game related or not I’d love to hear it,
The current farm caves aren’t particularly fun or interesting… Personally I’d love to see it reworked as an artificial bat-fungus ecosystem (based on real life). Bats could hunt bugs and other pests around the farm (in practice, this would give random benefits to crops outside on the farm), and excrete guano in the cave (growing particularly healthy mushrooms). I think Demetrius would be more interested in that :p
 

Confused

Farmer
Clint is not that bad. He's just really awkward and I feel bad for him.
He seems a lot like he's trying NOT to be a creep but can come off that way sometimes.
I like to josh and joke about Clint. But this I do agree with. Bro does seem just really awkward. He's kinda unsure of himself, and lives a somewhat boring and slightly depressing life. He wants to find love, but it's hard for him. He works a job he's not a big fan of because his dad pressured him into it. I think he's honestly a pretty real character in Stardew. And he saves you in the mines if you pass out sometimes.

Also, this quote of his is objectively funny.

"Maybe I can find a girlfriend on the 'internet'... What? Don't judge me! Not everyone is a cool, attractive, socially-adept farmer, you know! What's a guy like me supposed to do? *Groan*" - Clint
 

Confused

Farmer
:wizard: Rasmodius graduated at the bottom of his class at South Zuzu Upstairs School For Magicians and has been faking it ever since, an example being the broken Return Sceptre he wields from behind his back that he bought from Krobus at a discount because it takes him randomly around town, leaving him to walk back home. The same one he used in our first cutscene with him when he tried to look all cool, the big faker. He only lives in the Valley because Lewis owed his dad a favor and was about to condemn our Grandpa's oldest decrepit Silo before offering it to Razzie as a unique fixer-upper which Robin was happy to move to the furthest point outside of town so she'd never have to see him again.
Might be my new favorite headcannon.
 
I like to josh and joke about Clint. But this I do agree with. Bro does seem just really awkward. He's kinda unsure of himself, and lives a somewhat boring and slightly depressing life. He wants to find love, but it's hard for him. He works a job he's not a big fan of because his dad pressured him into it. I think he's honestly a pretty real character in Stardew. And he saves you in the mines if you pass out sometimes.

Also, this quote of his is objectively funny.

"Maybe I can find a girlfriend on the 'internet'... What? Don't judge me! Not everyone is a cool, attractive, socially-adept farmer, you know! What's a guy like me supposed to do? *Groan*" - Clint
I like Clint but it makes me feel guilty when I marry Emily, and she’s my favorite marriage canidate.
 
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