What's the weirdest Help Wanted Quest you've gotten?

[nicodeux]

The wiki says that if any kind of milk, or cookies, is placed on a table, something does happen during the night between Winter 24 and Winter 25. Haven't tried it myself though.

Today, I learned.

I need to try this then, I might have one farm that is in Winter.

 

[WorstDecorator]

Best part: Clint doesn't like diamonds!

clearly that's because he's trying to sleep on them.

 

[nicodeux]

I need to try this then, I might have one farm that is in Winter.

I tried it and it seemed that Santa Claus, in addition to flying through the shipping screen, was quite happy with what I left for him. On Winter 25th morning, the cookies were replaced by a gift.

I've never heard of this secret before, but I guess it was added in update 1.6 with the mystery boxes.

 

[Anna0fJava]

Pierre running low on Joja Cola and he wants more

 

[Cuddlebug]

The one, when Haley asks only the Girls for, was it Sea Cucumber? And says, you know what it's for? Didn't make a Screenshot so far, but I got it every now and then...

 

[Terdin]

They one, when Haley asks only the Girls for, was it Sea Cucumber? And says, you know what it's for? Didn't make a Screenshot so far, but I got it every now and then...

I've had her ask for winter root, snow yam, corn, and other stuff, with that wink-wink nudge-nudge phrasing.

 

[REtroGeekery]

Nearly any request from Haley. Depending on the farmer's sex, she either specifies that she 'needs' a handsome young man to bring her said item or that it's for 'girls only' and only explains the need for said item with 'you know what for'. In either case, the item seems to be randomly generated so it never makes any sense for her want someone of that specific sex to deliver said item.

Harvey also has some odd ones. At least everyone else wanting to rub assorted sore body parts with unusual items could be chalked up to local cultural remedies, but why is a doctor rubbing anchovies on his sore gums or using a topaz for his sore foot?

Jodi has also asked me for green algae to use in a curry she's making several times. She's asked for a lot of ingredients for hurry that gave me pause, but that one always stands out to me. This explains why her sons get so excited about receiving food.