Chaos bacon
Planter
I got this today
What's the weirdest Help Wanted Quest you've gotten?
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FilthyGorilla
Local Legend
My weirdest are probably Jodi ask for joja cola to put in a Casserole, and George asking for some random fish to rub on his knee
Terdin
Planter
Pam wanting a coconut to put under her pillow. She clearly didn't think that one through.
Shane wanting a hazelnut to skewer on a shishkebob. Wouldn't be much left of the nut, unless size and texture are a lot different than on Earth.
Those wanting various fish to rub on various achy places. Yuck! I think they'd be better off going to the spa.
Shane wanting a hazelnut to skewer on a shishkebob. Wouldn't be much left of the nut, unless size and texture are a lot different than on Earth.
Those wanting various fish to rub on various achy places. Yuck! I think they'd be better off going to the spa.
nicodeux
Farmer
The weirdest one, according to Stardew Valley cannon, was Pierre asking for a Joja Cola. Unfortunately, I did not screenshot this one.
But I have one that is almost as good, if we remember a quote from Emily: “Smell that clean air? It's lovely, isn't it? I just fear that the Joja Co.'s of the world will take this away from us.”
And she will be pleased...
And as a French citizen, pairing any kind of cola with a red wine is... not even thinkable.
But I have one that is almost as good, if we remember a quote from Emily: “Smell that clean air? It's lovely, isn't it? I just fear that the Joja Co.'s of the world will take this away from us.”
And she will be pleased...
And as a French citizen, pairing any kind of cola with a red wine is... not even thinkable.
Ih8Lewis4ever
Sodbuster
Abigail needing sap to put under her pillow.
Luna_Tuna
Planter
Wait what
Hedgehogthe3rd
Farmer
The local anchovy population is threatening other species! Anchovy’s are very scary with the largest being *gasp* 16 inches long?!
Hollyfox
Farmer
I imagine he takes all the cola out of the can and puts it in a filter. Or he just cuts the canLooking to dissect Joja Cola. Please deliver to Demetrius at 24 Mountain Road.
Just... How?
WorstDecorator
Sodbuster
i kinda felt betrayed when I got the joja cola quest from Leah of all people
kinda like when a kid first figures out that santa claus isn't real.
kinda like when a kid first figures out that santa claus isn't real.
nicodeux
Farmer
What?? Santa Claus... isn't real?
MogBeoulve
Local Legend
Santa Claus is real, since you can see him on the sell screen on Winter 24th. You just have to remember to ship something that day. (Also, does he do something if you leave cookies out, or am I getting mixed up with Sims again?)
nicodeux
Farmer
As far as I know, there is nothing related to this in Stardew Valley, so I guess your are getting mixed up with the Sims (I did not play those for years, now).
Terdin
Planter
The wiki says that if any kind of milk, or cookies, is placed on a table, something does happen during the night between Winter 24 and Winter 25. Haven't tried it myself though.
Luna_Tuna
Planter
I gotta do this once winter hits I need to see santa
MogBeoulve
Local Legend
Best part: Clint doesn't like diamonds!