Forum Game: Misquoting People

[EliteDangerGamer]

I didn't know you were such an amazing landlord, AND an amazing boss

what, is it too good?

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Mmmmmmm... I want to eat you but you would be too good.

I can't keep track of your status right now. You're a cannibal too??

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

I'm a cannibal!

why...

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

why can't I be a cannnibal, mummy?

1. I am not your mother
2. Cannibalism is illegal
3. That question is freaking me out
4. Just don't ask me questions, ok?

 

[Glasia]

How I met your mother
1. MOV RAX, 60; XOR RDI, RDI; SYSCALL
2. Directly modifying the instruction pointer is illegal
3. That code is freaking me out
4. Just don't ask me questions, ok?

cat file.txt > /dev/null

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I texted a cat named Devin.

Huh. How did Devin get a phone??

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Huh. How did Devin get an out of prison??

a plastic fork, a guards hat, an improvised climbing tool made from a rock, and his Cellmate’s hair.

 

[Glasia]

a Cell.

b Cell.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Cheese Cell.

Contrary to popular belief, cheese does have cells.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Contrary to popular belief, cheese sells for very little where I live.

 

[Hollyfox]

...

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

…

That silence was so awkward the crickets turned up.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

That break in was so awkward the cops turned up.

It’s only illegal if its awkward…trust

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Being awkward is illegal and I'm awkward…don't trust me.

I won't. I will get Hacker Cop to come and figure out your address so that he can arrest you.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I won't. I will get Vincent to come and figure out your address so that he can throw a Lego at you.

Not the legos!

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I wish I could go to Denmark so that I could blow up Legoland!

Sorry, I can't help you. My country has a problem with flight always being cancelled and delayed.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Sorry, I can't help you. My country has a problem with fights always being cancelled and delayed.

Wrestling schedules, huh?

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Wrestling is the leader, huh?

Actually our former Prime Minister used to do boxing.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Actually our former Prime Minister used to do boxing. Then his knee exploded.

Pop goes the kneesel

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

YOU FILTHY WEASEL!! GIMME ALL YOUR POP!! <<@must_consume_pop>> <ERROR#coding_stuck_in_loop_of<<@must_consume_pop>>> MUSTDRINKPOPORMEWILLBURST! MEMIGHTEVENSTEALSOMEPEPSI,
IFYOUWON'TGIVETHEBLOODYSOFTDRINKRIGHTNOW!!

Yeah, that'll be a dollar a pop. [hardyharharthatdadj0k3wassofunny]