Forum Game: Misquoting People

[BeenASon]

ok you shouldn't give away personal info on the Internet. I'm fifty thousand kg.

Like a bridge?

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I eat fridge?

That…is murder…

 

[Hollyfox]

I murder fridges

pls don't kill my fridge

 

[BeenASon]

pls don't kill my turtle.

Why would I?

 

[Starry Junimo]

Why would I not kill my turtle?? Look!!

geez that's violent
don't do that dude

 

[BeenASon]

You should not buy a turtle.

Why not?

 

[Starry Junimo]

Why not kill my turtle look!!

NOT ANOTHER POSITION OF THAT AHHH HELP!!

 

[BeenASon]

I love turtles as food.

You can't eat em!

 

[Glasia]

You can eat em!

O

 

[BeenASon]

My sanity sells but who's buying?

Megadeth reference? Dave is that you?