Forum Game: Misquoting People

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I mean I'm not gay but I'm more of a femboy guy if I have to choose.

The spectrum is: Gay, Femboy/Girl, Furry, and Evil. I am an Evil Gay.

 

[Glasia]

The spectrum is: [-9223372036854775808, 9223372036854775807]

I choose 44252.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I choose 69.

Nice

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

ice

Right, because it's winter.

 

[Hollyfox]

Right, because it's fall.

Really?

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

I thought ice only came during summer

maybe on the dwarf planet Pluto

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

maybe on the dwarf friendship plan

I never tried befriending dwarf before! Great idea!

 

[Hollyfox]

I never befriend the dwarf because I don’t like them!

Why? They’re really nice.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Try, I like rice.

I hate how you have to mill rice in order to sell it for a decent price, though.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I hate how you have to slather Old Spice in order to smell decent and nice. Not like Leo…

Whatever floats your boat. I prefer the scent of coconuts and mango.

 

[Hollyfox]

I make boats out of mangoes and coconuts. It somehow floats.

How!?!

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

How to eat a cow!?!

Alive, or a hamburger?

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Can I have a piece

why cow?

 

[Hollyfox]

why fish?

bc they taste good ig

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

I am a fish murderer

isn't that called a fisherman?

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

i love eating some fresh fishermen!

Ok... Isn't that cannibalism?

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

HEY, I LOVE EATING FRESH FISHERMEN, GIVE ME MY JOB BACK!!!!

Okay, okay

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Me giving your job back is not okay.

Yikes. I didn't know you were one of those mean bosses.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

I didn't know you were such a nice boss, thank you for the promotion!

You're welcome

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

You're welcome now pay your rent or you'll get evicted as well as fired.

Okay! I didn't know you were a mean boss as well as a mean landlord!