Forum Game: Misquoting People

[Nonak]

I'm actually the autocorrect and I correct the words with no typos to completely different ones to make people say weird stuff

Dude thats evil

 

[BeenASon]

Dude I'm evil. I want to make eating cats legal.

Exorcist!!!!

 

[Nonak]

Uh, ignore that exorcist thingy, those were my internal angels speaking. Actual me is way more evil and I agree we should reduce the population of stray cats by eating them

That's a new method of dealing with those, never heard of it before

 

[BeenASon]

That's a new method of dealing with those, never heard of it before. I just beat them with a bamboo pole.

Your strong enough to lift one? WOWIE.

 

[Nonak]

Guys what the hell all of our stray cats have turned into walking bamboo poles, what do i do?

Eat them?

 

[BeenASon]

Eat the dogs too!

Nah stray dogs are SCARY.

 

[Nonak]

I mean stray dogs are basically free food, you just catch one and eat it, no money spent

That's one way to save money...

 

[BeenASon]

That's one way to save money... I save money by letting my siblings starve and eating there books.

You eat books?

 

[Nonak]

Fantasy books taste the best but encyclopedias are also fine.

And ye starving my siblings to take their school books sounds great, tho I've never eaten one before. Im finishing the 8th Harry Potter book this dinner tho

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

And you starving my siblings to get their school books sounds delicious, even though I've never had it before. I'm finishing the 8th Harry Potter book for dinner tonight

Why are you eating books

 

[BeenASon]

Hand over the books. I will eat em all.

Even the math book? But it's two thousand pages.....

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I eat two thousand pages per day

High in fiber?

 

[BeenASon]

I'm high on candied almonds rn.

How can you get high from that?

 

[Nonak]

Did you know that in the latest stardew update if you go on the hot air balloon ride with Harvey, you get a new buff "being high"?

I guess those do fly pretty high, so makes sense. Gotta get Harvey to 10 hearts to try it out myself

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I guess those do fly pretty high, so makes sense. Gotta kill Harvey.

He’ll be an even worse doctor, a feat we all thought was impossible.

 

[Nonak]

I always carry apples in my inventory to scare away Harvey

What if you die in the mines, who will make you pay 1000 g for basic treatment? What will you do without Harvey?

 

[BeenASon]

He’ll be an even worse doctor, a feat we all thought was impossible after I shot him in the leg with a M4.

You have a M4?

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I’m going to kill you in the mines. I will use Harvey’s corpse as a weapon.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

I have a M4 and will kill you in the mines

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[BeenASon]

I have a Ak-47 and I will kill you in your sleep.

But my M4 has a silencer AND red-dot. Also a M4 is more black ops than a K.