Forum Game: Misquoting People

[BeenASon]

Can I have some money? I need to buy some bombs to blow up the nearby slime hutch.

Don't you dwarfs sell bombs yourself? But sure I guess. Have five cents.

 

[Slimeglasses]

I'm buying bombs for 5 cents in order to slaughter slimes.

How dare you??

 

[Nonak]

I eat goats

Alive?

 

[Slimeglasses]

are you alive?

What do you think?

 

[BeenASon]

I'm in on it. Supplying the bombs and gold for it.

So that's what the dwarf is selling bombs for?

 

[BeenASon]

I eat cows. No part left.

Even the down under?

 

[Nonak]

So we eat furniture, money, inflation, living animals... but what about normal food?

Normal food? Never heard of that. What do you have against my diet?

 

[Slimeglasses]

I live in Australia.

When did you move?

 

[BeenASon]

What do you have against my dog?

Nothing.

 

[BeenASon]

I moved from London. Now I'm in Delhi.

How's the air?

 

[Slimeglasses]

I breath too much.

Airsick lowlander!

 

[Nonak]

I have nothing against dogs but I hate cats

Why though

 

[BeenASon]

I have a machine gun in my backyard.

Why?

 

[BeenASon]

I hate turtles.

@Slimeglasses take out the gun.

 

[Nonak]

I murder people for not agreeing with me

Uhhh don't you think it's messed up a little bit?

 

[BeenASon]

Uhhh I broke my sisters jaw.

For being a tattle tale? Wow.

 

[Nonak]

Did you do that with a hammer?

Yeah, thanks for the idea

 

[BeenASon]

I shot a rabbit with the K..

Wow you all REALLY hate rabbits.

 

[Nonak]

Im obsessed with rabbits and hammers

I see

 

[BeenASon]

I'm obessed with glycerol and autocorrect.

Wow. Wouldn't have known.