Can I give my catfish... to who?
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Not many people like catfish, in fact nobody does. I will assume benevolence here so instead of choosing which person in town to annoy with a neutral or even disliked gift, I'll just go ahead and give it to:
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Willy.
He's playin' hard to get, running away! I'm sure it's got nothing to do with me smellin' like an old fish.
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But I cornered him. Sir,
@Terminal_ has requested I give a catfish and you seem the most
nearby likely person to enjoy this so here ya go!
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Thanks to long hours and years spent out on the ocean, Willy really does not care much for most fish especially when presented raw, and most especially from a farmer who thinks she knows about fishing just because she finally figured out the pointy bit goes in the fish and not her thumb. However by a stroke of luck Willy does prefer a nice catfish, maybe because like cats, catfish are rarely found in the ocean.
Somebody got that name right!
Or maybe Willy just took pity on a silly farmer. In any case this all seems to have worked well, so thanks for the suggestion!
Any other gifts I should give?